It’s been 7 weeks since my claim, and still the appraisal is not done. I understand he’s busy and everything, but this is ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT
Fucking asshole shit-licking syphalytic dog fucking douchebag.
Call or write your state’s Department of Insurance and make a complaint. You should see pretty quick action after that.
He just got back to me. Claim was written up this morning as promised and the chack will be in my hand by this time next week.
Replace rightous indignation at having to wait so long with the cha-CHING! sound.
Sorry to hear you needed asshole insurance.
I appreciate the outrage here – it’s a pretty minor issue that you’ve managed to work up into some out-of-proportion rage.
But your technique needs work. We don’t have enough background info to understand what kind of appraisal this is. Is it an appraisal of your broken windshield? Did your basement flood? Did your oil rig burst into flames and sink into the ocean symbolizing the decline of our national energy policy? Something in between?
And the profanity. Sure, profanity is fun. But we all saw Flatliners about 20 years ago, and while there was a certain teenage je ne sais quoi in Julia Robert’s skill at stringing together naughty words, such displays, much like Ms. Roberts herself, have declined in both relevance and popularity.
It’s an OK first effort. It shows promise. But let’s step it up on the next post – there’s no room in this game for the batboy.
I’ve actually been looking for some but I don’t use mine for fucking. I wonder if they have different rates for people like me who only use theirs for poopin’?
Kinda like non-smoker’s life insurance or something.
A tree got blown in a wind storm, crushed one of my cars beyond repair, dented up the other (a brand new Accord), shattered 5 sections of fence to matchwood, tore the trim off my carport, and scared the everlivingshit out of us. The car claims were settled weeks ago but the homeowners claim was dragging on and on. This has been a gigantic pain in the arse and I need closure
Wise guy
An insurance company stalls for weeks, then tells you “the check is in the mail”, and you’ve think you’ve got closure?
I…um…oh my. I have some causation concerns.
Going to prison?
Full replacement or did they depreciate?
Don’t worry. They filed a subrogation claim against the estate of the tree.
Tell us how you really feel.
Whaaaaaat? You mean they didn’t show up at your house while the tree was still in mid fall to hand you a hot cup of cocoa and a blanket (and a teddy bear for the wee one)? They didn’t have the check already cut and in your hands as the tree hit?
Why then those TV commercials must be mistaken…