I work hard, and accomplish much at my company. With all this hard work comes the need for an occasional break. That’s why I get together with Henrietta from Accounts Payable on a regular basis for some bondage, S&M, and plain old sex.
We’ve had our interludes in various locations around the office to keep things interesting. You name it, we’ve done it: tied up with Kroy labels in the copy room, a good spanking with a ten-foot extension cord in maintenance, some rolling around in a pile of toner on the printer room floor, and some things that I’d just rather keep private.
Well, today was a great day. I had finally conviced Claudia from the Materials Lab to join us. So, there we were, taking a much deserved break from our hard work. I had Claudia’s wrists tied up with a mouse cord and was doing her doggy style while swatting her ass with the monitor cable. She was eagerly gobbling up the contents of my Kraft pudding cup from Henrietta’s pudendum. I had tied one Henrietta’s ankles to my desk with my keyboard cord and the other with my phone cord. She was slapping me in the face as I was giving it to Claudia. It was awesome. But, just as Claudia and I were about to climax together…
…my boss walks in, and screams, “What the hell is going on here?! Strainger, in my office, now!!” Bastard didn’t even let me finish. So, I go into his office, and he’s giving me a bunch of lip about how I “shouldn’t be doing that at work” and how it’s “not professional” and how he has “a good mind to fire” me.
What the fuck! I get a lot done around here. I finish all of my projects on time, if not ahead of schedule. I’ve even completed some side projects that have greatly improved our efficiency over the last couple of years. Then, just because I decided to take a short break, this son of a bitch decides to bawl me out and threaten my job!
Goddammit, I hate this place. I’m sick of working for this ungrateful tyrant. I’m going to find another job, after I burn down the building.
Fuck.
