Fucking "Fucking Tasers!" thread

The BBQ Pit
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Maybe I haven’t been paying attention, but it seems that people are ridiculously disingenuous in that thread. Here’s a typical exchange.

poster 1: Some guy was unfairly tasered.
poster 2: So you think that a criminal should be able to rape an officer’s mother in front of him and he shouldn’t be able to do anything about it?!

or

poster A: Sometimes using a taser is justified.
poster B: So you think police officers can curb stomp your puppy for no reason?

What the fuck people? I know it’s not GD, but can you try to make some sense?

2

Does this mean I can taser the little yapping rat dog that lives across the street from my apartment and yap yap yaps all night long?

Because that little bitch deserves it.

3

I liked that thread a lot better when I read it “Fucking Taters!” thread this AM.

4

So, you’re advocating a return to the gold standard or what?

5

I dunno if they’re into that in Illinois. You may be thinking of Idaho.

I call dibs on the Fucking ‘Fucking “Fucking Tasers!” thread’ Thread!

6

Well, I hope you’ve never driven over the speed limit, because if so, you’re a hypocrite now.

7

Well…Clinton got a blowjob! So there!

8

Oh right, so you think everyone who posted in that ‘Fucking Tasers!’ thread ought to be tasered now?!

Cos I can totally get on board with that.
(No sympathy whatsoever for someone who posts an OP in the Pit with full understanding of what’s going to happen next. You get tasered, you deserved it.)

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So, we need a new thread why?

Please direct your comments to the “Fucking Tasers!” thread already in progress.

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“Don’t maize me, bro!”