Homophobe
Just be glad you don’t live near one of my neighbors, who uses his leaf blower year-round. It could be mid-winter, and if one leaf or twigfalls onto the snow, he’s out there blowing it away. And he wears a gas mask. He also trims his lawn and hedge with a pair of scissors and sweeps the street in front of his house.
Walmart also carries…rakes.
Feel free to enjoy the process. I won’t stop you.
Who cares how old a thread is? Leaf blowers still suck in 2014. Get over it.
Congratulations. You just said the stupidest thing I’ve read on the internet today. Though I can see, since you have so much trouble reading for comprehension, that you would post something like that.
Unless you post without reading the choice turns of phrase oozing slimily from your fingers like so much rancid day-old cocksplatter, this is a surprising claim.
Come to think of it, that explains a lot.
Ooh, can I play the Superior Neighbor game?
I wash windows with windex, rake or sweep leaves with zero blowing, AND I have an Old School manual “reel” mower. Just from watching me cut quietly, three other guys on our block have bought one.
Had a friend drop over on a Saturday, and she looked around at the mowers, the big wheels, the slip ‘n’ slides and sidewalk chalk (oh, and the lemonade stand), and asked if she’d just crossed into a time warp.
I really hope that is just rhetoric.
Because it can’t be actually true.
Speaking of, does the phrase “eat a bag of dicks” have anything to do with the insult “dickbag”?
And isn’t one sort of homo-insulting, but the other isn’t?
How do homos insult each other anyhow? They can’t call each other cocksuckers. They can’t yell “Oh yeah? Well kiss my ass”, or “Suck my dick”, which is your go to insult for an American manly man. Or can you still say that? Just in case I become gay, it would be good to know.
I should add that I’ve had a woman, a seriously angry woman tell me to suck her dick. I mentioned she didn’t have one, and she yelled, really loud too, “Well if I did you can suck it”, which brought up all kinds of strange thoughts about that particular scenario.
Anyhow, back the hatred of leafblowers, and the cocksukers who start them up at 6 am on a Sunday morning.
God, I hate open mic night…
That inconsiderate bastard.
More than you hate leaf blowers?
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I love that sentence!
Congratulations Sherlock you’ve solved the case of the Newbie Poster. Feel free to pat yourself on the back and feel superior to such a lowly creature.
Now, see, friends, what we have here is like one of those “useless machines.” By posting this, you negate it at the same time, because YOUR post is the stupidest thing you’ve read on the Internet today.
Oh snap!
I didn’t realize this was an old thread when I saw it pop up, and I posted in it.
WHO THE FUCK CARES HOW OLD SOMETHING IS?
Sometimes old stuff is really valuable.
Not a leafblower, but other stuff.
Well yeah…until you posted.
You two
get a room