Fucking roomates...

Okay seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with people. So far in my college experiences I’ve lived with 2 different people. BOTH of which feel the need to STEAL all my shit.

Who the fuck thinks that they can just walk into my room while I’m at class and take 3 sodas out of my mini-fridge. Even worse, the guy even took TWO of my waffles WHEN THEY WERE IN THE TOASTER! Who in the hell does this guy think he is? I’ve layed low, I’ve kept my cool about it all, just shrugged it off as being “mistakes”. But I can’t do it anymore, this guy and everyone like him needs to be put in their place.

So I say, if you have a roomate who steals stuff… CONFRONT him, and please share the results :smiley:

I just can’t believe what people will do… seriously, who takes already cooked waffles from a toaster that you didn’t cook.

…fucking roomates. :mad:

Pfft, amateurs…I, in my youth, had a roommate that ran up a nine hundred dollar phone bill, took her name off said phone bill, and moved out, taking half my furniture, a good portion of my clothes, my TV, stereo, and all my dishes and vanished without a trace, not even telling myself or the landlord she was moving out, and ditching the rest of the lease. All in the space of about two weeks I was out of town. Nothing quite like coming home to a cleaned out apartment.

That’s ridiculous… You had the persons name and whatnot… wouldn’t there be a way to track em down. Thats down right thievery.

I can’t believe they would get away with this. Did you ever get anything back?

Yeah right, did you track down your waffles?

What are yu gonna do, put your life on hold and become Jim Rockford for some second hand furniture?

No, people usually get away with shit like that but that’s ok becuase in the end they get what’s coming to them (or not).

Living alone can be such bliss…

I had two friends who invited me to move into their apartment when I was 20. The one friend was an old school pal that I stayed in touch with that I got along great with, the other was a somewhat new friend. They led me to believe I’d have my own room, paying a third of the bills and I agreed. Well, my “room” was a section of the couch in the livingroom and I was expected to pay a full third. Ok… fine. Not really a big deal for some freedom and fun. I was out on my own and that was cool.

For the next two months, these girls borrowed clothing without doing laundry in return, used my make-up which is gross, used all my soap and shampoo without buying me any more, ate all my food and didn’t help do any of the cleaning. WTF?? RUDE RUDE RUDE! Now, I had a problem but still not major. I started pulling their tricks and it slowed down a bit but they still did all these crappy things.

Also, my good friend assured me that she’d be there for a year or more, no worries… she wanted to stay. She left about two months later due to man and money troubles. OK… getting to be a major problem now. When she left, she stuck me with her part of rent, giving me a few clothes and a rickety chair in trade. Whoop de doo, thanks.

The other roomie then decided to show her true colors and PREACH every second she could about God and heaven. O… K… more of a problem because all the time she was preaching, she was still using my stuff and not giving in return. She also liked to mooch off different guys 4-5 nights out of the week. She’d sweet talk them into dinner and movies and then brush them off. She said she wasn’t having sex, she was a good Christian girl, these guys were just being nice… uh huh, sure.

She left about a month and a half later, sticking me with the entire rent myself without telling me in advance. I came home to find her shit gone and not a word. She did leave me MY stuff, thank God but I struggled for a few months until I got a male roomie, who didn’t use my make-up and soap. He did the dishes, too.

Yay! Roommate stories!

When Morelin and I moved down to the great state of Georgia…and can I say that one of the few times I watch C-Span is when they start doing that…“The Chairman recognizes the Senator from the Great State of North Dakota” “The Senator from the Great State of North Dakota yields to the Senator from the Great State of New Jersey.” It just rules.

Anyway, when we moved to the Great State of Georgia, we moved in with a friend of mine that I knew from my time in college. She’d had a room in her apartment, we needed a place to stay, so we moved in. She was a little weird, kinda eccentric, but that’s par for the course. Things went along fine for several months…until she broke up with her boyfriend. I don’t know if that was related and triggered something, or if it’s just a handy marker of time…but she went from being pretty good to live with to “OH GOD WE’RE SO MOVING!”

Bills which were usually paid in a decent amount of time disappeared for months until they threatened to cut off the power/water/whatever, then I’d find them under our door with a little note saying, “I can’t pay this right now. Can you?” And then I’d have to shell out $200 for three months of power plus late fees and other add-ons. Without even an “I’m sorry” or explanation of some kind. And you bet your ass I never saw her share of it in the last few months. This REALLY pissed me off, because Morelin and I were splitting a box of Rice-A-Roni as dinner, because we were trying to stay within our means.

Fine, some people have money management problems and I like to think I’m understanding. However…

When you’re spending $10 a day on lunch (just lunch!) at Boston Market and slipping bills under my door…When you’re going out every night and spending tons on alcohol (and how do I know that? Because a co-worker of ours said, “What?! She’s not paying her bills?! But I see her out drinking every night, spending tons of money!”)…When you’re inviting strange people to sleep on the couch in the living room (it’s disconcerting to wander out at 4 in the morning and find a dude sleeping in your apartment) without telling anyone or leaving a note or whatever…When you lose a job at Smoothie King (SMOOTHIE KING!) because you’re giving out free large drinks(!!) to everyone who asks, then try to insult my intelligence and tell me “I got laid off!” Especially when you got fired from your last job because you can’t get anywhere on time. Not just 5 to 10 minutes late, 3 or 4 hours late because your ethic is “Well, I’m already running late, so it won’t matter if I go shopping, take my cat to the vet, etc.”…When, for a change from Boston Market, you go to the counter at Publix and get one of those jumbo $7 sandwiches every day, and I’m not knocking people who do it, I’m knocking people who do it while sticking me with “Pay us $200 or we’re going to cut your power off!” bills…When MY food disappears because all you buy for the house is Slim-Fast…When you don’t take your trash out for months on end, resulting in little flies everywhere…When you stink so badly that on the one time I gave you a ride, it took a month for the scent, YOUR DISGUSTING SCENT, to get out of my car…When you somehow manage to make the house smell like garlic and onions (and friends, I cook with garlic and onions and I’ve NEVER stunk up the house for weeks on end)…When you stink SO BAD that one time when you go out of town for a few days, we air the place out and it smells fine, and then 15 minutes after you get back, it smells terrible again…When you ignore your cat so much, he’ll hide in our room and won’t want to leave (and it kills me, cause this cat ruled. He was so much fun to play with, sweet, he’d pounce your head, he used the litterbox regularly.) when you call him and we seriously considered taking him with us, but the $300 pet deposit was too much on top of the moving expenses, deposits for utilities, etc…When you invite tons of people over and allow smoking in a non-smoking apartment where I, who am supporting your lazy ass, have problems with cigarette smoke and don’t tell us “There are going to be tons of people over!” when we’re trying to sleep, cause we get up before God (4am!) to go to work…When we pay our chunk of the rent seperately because we don’t trust you to get your ass to the office and write a check…

Well, friend, you just lose my compassion. Cause here’s my philosophy: “Don’t spend too much damn money and you’ll be fine.” And here’s another one: “When I have to shell out large sums of money on a regular basis because Smoothie King is too damn difficult for you, you damn well better not take my food, you Boston Market eating bitch! Especially when I’m eating a bagel for lunch!”

So we quietly arranged to get out of our lease, found a new place with a decent rent in a decent neighborhood, and moved. She just happened to be gone that day, so I imagine she came home to find us gone and was in quite a spot. I still imagine the look on her face when she swung open the door to our bedroom and found all our stuff–and us–gone without so much as a note.

Ha ha! Fuck her.

Leggo my Eggo, dude.

Maybe he was just trying to re-create those super cool commercials from back in the day.

:wink:

Seriously, your situation sucks. That’s why, after 5 different roomates, I live with Elvis the Cat, and no one else.

Dammit.

GMRyujin That sounds a lot like my ex roomie… I finally moved out in October and am now living with my mom again because of all the crap.

Things were cool until oh about May… bills wouldn’t get paid (all in my name of course so I owe just over a grand to the phone, power, cable and internet) he wasn’t working and when he got money he would go and blow it on clothes and drinking and taking his new gf out to dinner… then he’d tell me to get off my lazy ass and get a job to pay the bills (the guy who ran off with my half of the rent one month to go drinking and buy clothes… I went and paid solely my share directly to the landlord after that) usually while I was puking my guts out because of morning sickness as well as whatever virus I had caught that week thanks to not eating healthily because I could only afford so much food per month and he ate it all… he’d then replace my food with hot dogs, pogos, chicken burgers, ramen and mac and cheese… and with how sick I was through most of my early pregnancy I would’ve been lucky to find a job (fainting in the middle of the store isn’t a good way to get yourself hired). I can’t eat any of the above listed anymore because that was all we had for months…

Numerous people over at all hours… drugs… smoking… drinking… he’s almost 30, dating an 18 y/o and complaining that it’s taking too long for him to get back into the military…

I’m just glad to be out of there…

I don’t understand who these people are, I mean these stories are just ridiculous. I can’t believe what people do…

I’ll never understand the amount of JACKASSES and morons in this world. Who the hell do they think they are spending YOUR money on drinking and clothes. Wtf.

I wish we could take legal action against morons.

They’re mostly learning experiences.

I did the living with the boyfriend who wasn’t paying rent, blowing all his money on weed, leaving me to work two jobs and go to school AND pay all the bills…

I just thank god I wasn’t pregnant.

I just wish I could’ve seen his face the day he came home to an empty apartment (other than his bed, clothes and personal things). I even took the toilet paper.

His free ride had ended. Three years later I’m STILL paying off debts. The lesson I’d learned however, was priceless…

Oh, I forgot some. Like she somehow owed $15,000 to the phone company. How in the FUCK do you owe FIFTEEN GRAND to the fucking PHONE company? I’ve run up some bills in the hundreds, but fifteen thousand?! Or when she couldn’t pay her bills, but was driving around yapping on her cellphone (til it got cancelled).

Maybe they should meet up, Obsidian. Sounds like a match.

I’d be in favor of Moron Court. Like if you were being a jackass, someone could sue you, and fines would be levied accordingly. Or if there was a test you could take and if you passed, you could get awarded the right to give Cards. Like soccer. You could have yellow cards for momentary stupidity and red cards for complete stupidity.

Hehe, its like the idiot sign idea.

Everyone whos an idiot should just get a sign. That way, if they do something stupid, when you approach them to bitch them out, wallah you can just say “Oh sorry, I didn’t see your sign”

I too have had the same unbelievable room mate stories of theft, not paying bills, and ridiculously untidy filthy bastards. And like most I learnt my lesson and decided to live alone for 7 years untill I fell in love and now live with my partner.

But these stories made me realise in all honesty that I have been guilty of some of these crimes, and I think we can all admit to not always being the best room/flat/house mate.

I know I have used someone elses butter when mine ran out. I have used someone elses beautiful face wash that was left in the shower for a change to my cheap one. I have been the last one to pay thier share of the rent on one or two occasions. I have not washed-up my dishes from last nights dinner because I was too tired. I’ve invited someone over to stay without asking the others if it’s okay.
Sure I wasn’t as horrid or as extreme as the ones mentioned in this thread, but let’s be honest who hasn’t been a bit of a bastard to live with every now and again.

Come on admit it, who has not been the perfect room mate?

Wow, hearing these stories makes me realize that having a moody ass for a roommate is nothing compared to what others have had to deal with. Sure, he’s been stomping up and down on my last nerve for the past several months, but he hasn’t stolen myself or stuck me with bills. Yikes.

Well, yeah. But to be fair, how much trouble could he get into after the tiger attack?

Not perfect, no one is. But for the love of god I didn’t steal money from their wallets or their waffles from the toaster. Today after class 3 sodas and 2 peices of pizza we’re missing. The mini-fridge is in my room… great, that means he wanders around my room taking whatever he pleases.

Time to lock up everything I think is valuable in a vault.

I lived with four others when I was at uni. We had this one girl from singapore. When sober she was a bit annoying, in a self-rightous christian way, but she was tolerable. She’d get drunk really easily though and some hidden lesbian tendancies would emerge and she would literally chase our female friends down the street screaming how how much she loved them and wanted to pleasure them. Of course she’d never remember it when she woke up the next day and accuse us of lying and threaten to sue us for slander. This is where my little camera came in handy. The next party we had, she drank two bottles of white and a good chunk of tequila and tried to grope our other female flatmate before masturbating on the bathroom floor (pants on) and covering the loungeroom in vomit. It was a digital camera with a very high pixel count and good colour. And there was a lot of colour. Would you believe that she moved out soon afterwards?

Note to self: do not room with kidnappers.

I’d advise putting a sign up on your fridge:
Notice: Food that is not explicitly marked as group property is considered to be private. Anyone seeking to take it without permission should rememer that a) their livers go nicely with beans and wine and b) the rightful owner of the food knows where they live.

If they continue to take the food, yell at them.