It was fully correct, not just semi-correct!
When I was a first class petty officer (PO1) in the Navy I got a solicitation letter for insurance or something telling me that “families like the PO1s are jumping on this offer!”
Colin Rivera and his many doppelgängers have been spamming my inbox over the last few days:
What’s it for, a reverse home mortgage?
Or have you bothered to look?
They are all some variation of a flyer that touts accessing “tax-free cash from your home with no monthly mortgage payments,” but it never explicitly says “reverse mortgage.”
I think you’d need a full colon for the amount of BS you got him to swallow.
I just got this TEXT (not email) -
Amazon Product Recall Notice
Dear Customer,
Thank you for your continued support. Based on 2026 safety updates, an item you purchased in March 2026 (Order No.: 116-5837294-6048275) has been officially recalled due to safety concerns.
For your safety and that of your family, please stop using this product immediately and follow the refund instructions provided.
Access full recall details and submit your refund using the official link below:
https://j3n6x.co/(bs link)
We regret any inconvenience. Your safety remains our highest priority.
Sincerely,
Amazon Risk Management Team
It’s ridiculous, but also kind of effective, because I DID purchase a product that was recently recalled from Amazon. But, I didn’t buy it last month. And, I don’t think they would ever use SMS to contact me.
If anything, it would be via email, and it would be an actual Amazon email address leading to a real Amazon web page.