If you don’t buy your snacks at the Cafe Society concession stand, you’re stealing from all of us. Reported for thievery. 
See? The coverup is working.
If it was Florida, then I would believe him. Everything I know about Florida I learned from Carl Hiassen, Tim Dorsey, and Dave Barry.
Hey, hippos are badass. They’re the deadliest animal in Africa, I hear.
I think you may need to check Wackypedia
FYI, The Barnhouse is closing down.
Well, the one in Williamson County, anyway. At least that’s what says on the “official” paperwork. Who knows what they’re going to be using it for now? :dubious:
Moved Cafe Society --> the Pit.
Experimenting on prisoners is how Luke Cage got his super powers. Just sayin’…
It also resulted in him wearing tiara for many years.
You should be re-evaluated, just to be sure.
Why do so many lunatics have a problem with naptime?
I try, but I’m in nested dreaming. Every time I “wake up”, I find I’m just in another level of dreaming. I’m not sure I’ll ever know if I get out of it.
The OP may have something there. I’ve read something like 200 other threads about this very thing. No wait. . .those were about putting ketchup on hot dogs.
I’m Agent K with the Men in Black. If I could just get all of you that have seen this thread to look at the light on the end of this pen, I’d appreciate it.
If the OP was tortured that much, can you imagine the secrets he/she must know? I bet he/she has been to area 51 AND knows who shot JFK.
Welp, you got one thing right.
I’m disappointed the OP hasn’t revealed the NSA’s secret K-84 “Sheeple” project. I’ve got all this ovine DNA running through my body, and it’s making me “Baa” all the damned time.
OMG!! He’s Right!!!