Alternately, he didn’t know what he was talking about, and instead of asking for clarification he acted like a dick.
I’m going with Asylum’s interp on this one. It was pretty fucking obvious that the OP was meant to be light hearted.
Color me confused, but doesn’t the local press publish upcoming events, such as the Blue Angels appearing in town?
I wonder what the series of penalties would be for nailing a Blue Angel with a 30-06?
Yeah, but people in and around Annapolis can’t read.
“Marksman of the Millennium Award,” plus a sweet job teaching snipers how to shoot better.
God would probably be pretty pissed.
I used to actually live on air base runway. And I was THANKFUL
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… kids these days …
Not to mention Marlene Dietrich!
Well, Asylum, all I can suggest is that you take comfort in knowing it’s just an occaisional thing.
Unlike living under the approaches for NAS Oceana. F-14s coming in low and slow are really effing loud. Esp. if you just worked mid shift.
Actually, that sort of news would be printed in the local paper, the Crapital, which I try to avoid reading, so… Anyways, it doesn’t matter if I know it’s coming or not, it’s too late for me to do anything.
And in case anyone was wondering, overall I don’t mind the Blue Angels practicing around here, I just got a little irritated with the number of strafing runs. Oh, and I love the Navy, but that’s a requirement for citizenship in Annapolis, that and a hatred of the Army.
Did you live in 'ole covered wi’tarpaulin?
You need to provide solutions with the complaints, man, and I’ve got one: Move the Graduation ceremony to Patuxent River(*)!
Seriously – USNA happens to be where almost any flight path has to go over civilian housing. The Angels would have to fly in from over the Bay, and turn like so:
with the short leg over the A’polis waterfront. Make the turn too tight and it futzes up the choreography; anyway at that speed it still takes out a couple of neighborhoods… as does one of them Hornets in case of miscalculation. You’d think they’d figure a populated-area lower-impact show by now.
Or maybe this IS the populated-area lower impact show, and in the full uncut show Asylum would have an F18 flying through and he’d have to keep the front and back doors open round-the-clock and remove the den furniture. Pkus they’d throw in drunk midshipmen fornicating on the lawn, to make sure it is the “Fucking” Naval Academy. Can’t help if the other two major Service Academies were sensibly placed outside cities, rather than in the middle of one…
And dudes, the (un-)friendly fire jokes are fascinating, but do so many people crave a bunch of plain cars with dark tinted windows and no hubcaps driving up to their house at 4am with people wanting to talk :eek: 
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(*Test flight NavAir base in Southern Maryland)
The right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
The good news is today was their performance, apparently. I saw them in their farewell formation heading back to Pax River, so hopefully that’s it for this year. Next year maybe I’ll leave town graduation week. All I know about what’s going on at the Academy at graduation time is that I don’t want to go anywhere near the area.* Strange as it may seem, we’re an Air Force family, so we have no great love for the Navy. Or the Army. Or the Blue Angels; the Thunderbirds are much better. 
**In fact, I was warned off by my doctor’s office when I tried to make an appointment with them Friday morning – you can throw a stone from their front door to the Navy stadium. Needless to say, I doubt they’ll be seeing many patients that day. *
Were they flying their usual Hornets, or the new Super Hornets?
Well, Mama Tiger, now we know the real reason why the Blue Angels were in town: They were looking for you. Please tell me you don’t live near the park.
Um, they were fast and loud? Hope that helps.
Beer Bottles?!!
Watch how high you toss those suckers!
FOD
My ears aren’t trained to tell the difference in the friendly variety and the ones that are out of control or targeting my neighborhood.
Only once in twenty years has an “invasion” of military jets truly frightened me. Too loud, too low, too fast, too powerful, too many and totally unexpected.
That would have been true even if a naval F-14 had not already crashed in a nearby neighborhood.
I guess I can put up with it if it doesn’t happen more often than that. But GEEZ, they were frightening! At least you don’t have long to think you’re gonna die.
Nuisance, well, that’s your call; but dangerous, no. Now if it was the Thunderbirds, you’d have cause for concern. Every decade or so the T-birds manage to prang at least one of their planes into the ground, and in 1982 an error by the leader crashed the whole four-plane formation. The Blue Angels have a much better record. And just remember that the airshow would be much more dangerous if they didn’t practice!
Well, that’s where you’re mistaken. It’s very regular: once a year, right around graduation time. (I went to the other college in Annapolis.)
Let me guess. You moved in last June?