Fucking UPS just tried to steal our medication for the second time.

Are you sure you didn’t misspell FedEx?

Only issues I’ve had is with them and on multiple occasions. It’s to the point that I dread when I see a package is being shipped via FuckedEx. Here’s one case when Mrs Cad’s meds went missing. They insisted the driver did a GPS check to confirm it was our house. They even confirmed the address but I know he didn’t bother to drive back out. So after the third time I called Customer Service
FedExCustomerService: The driver confirmed that he delivered the package to 123 Fake Street.
Me: That’s impossible. I was here that day and there was no package.
FECS: (Heavy sigh) The driver put it in your milk box.
Me: I don’t have a milk box.
FECS: You’re a fucking liar.
Me: :astonished:
Yes that is a direct quote including the F bomb. You know who does have a milk box? 213 Fake Street … who had the meds. When I called to file a complaint they said that since I tracked down the medication the matter was closed.