Cristi: [[Oooooh Rich, I don’t think I’d want to join any of your discussion groups ;0]]
Coward.
[[Upon reflection, I think I could eat my mate. Especially if my kids were still at home, waiting for me to get back to them. I know that my family would take excellent care of them, but still…I’d want to do anything to get back to them.]]
Good point. There can be reasons to try and survive the situation beyond simply continuing to breathe.
[[Here’s another poser-if in fact this did happen, and I did eat my husband to survive, would I be prosecuted for cannibalism, or doing bad things to a corpse? I’ve never looked into the laws regarding this. Never really been an issue.]]
I’ve never looked into them either (oh, stop being surprised), but I can say with reasonable certainty that you’d never be prosecuted under US law. It’s never stated whose jurisdiction this speck in the ocean falls under, but I doubt you’d be prosecuted under foreign law either. (This is for eating your deceased loved one–it’s a different matter if you CAUSE them to become deceased in order to eat them. That would be murder, and maybe poaching.)
funneefarmer: [[You don’t need spears to catch organisms that are crawling along the ocean bottom, or the algae that might be floating around.]]
Or might not be floating around. As for what is or isn’t crawling around on the ocean bottom, you’re not going to be able to explore very much of it–whatever shallows there are next to the island is gonna be it.
The question, stripped down, is this: would you, in the gravest extreme, eat the flesh of a dead loved one to attempt to survive? The question is NOT whether you’d avoid it if you possibly could–I assume the answer for everybody would be “yes.”
[[If you’re looking for good human recipes just come right out and ask for them, we’re pretty non-judgemental here.]]
I’m pretty non-judgmental myself–if you actually HAVE recipes for human, by all means post 'em.
[[What you going to light that fire with by the way?]]
The Bic lighter that was right next to my pocket knife. Next question.
aseymayo: [[No, you can come to the party - I just won’t ask you to bring the snacks.]]
Hey, I could bring dip. First I’ll go catch a dip…
E1skeptic: [[Better to eat each other, and die happy…]]
Didn’t we already have the obligatory play on “eat?”
AuraSeer: [[Constrained hypothetical situations never make for very satisfying discussion. […] Maybe it’s a neat excercise if you’re a freshman philosophy student, but IMO there’s very little point in hypothesizing an impossible situation.]]
And there’s even less point to complaining that other people are doing so. If you don’t like such things that’s fine, but it’s the same as a TV program you hate–don’t whine about how bad it is, change the frigging channel and watch something else.
sunbear: [[I know more about bears. The animals in the Sarajevo zoo were all abandoned, left in cages. The male polar eventually ate his spouse.]]
Polar bears are not especially gentle creatures. I have no idea whether they have what could be called emotional attachments to their mates or not.
Mike King: [[Hypothetical questions involving terminal starvation, the death of loved ones, and cannibalism usually don’t fall into the fun category.]]
You have your idea of fun, and I have mine.
[[A fun hypothetical question is “If you could see any celebrity naked who would you pick?”]]
My answer would be Stevie Nicks…but she’s now over 50, and I have a personal crisis when I realize that I’m so old I find someone over 50 attractive. I take my mind off that fact by posing bizarre hypotheticals to uncooperative subjects.
barton: [[Killing yourself has a romantic feel to it, and we might even get a cover spread on TIME.]]
I doubt it–suicides are a dime a dozen. But if you eat your loved one, you have a good shot at the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.
Rich Barr
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