Fun with Doublespeak

Hey dopers

Let’s have some fun with Doublespeak. List any examples that you have heard before, or perhaps some you think might be potential greats.

Just to inform Doublespeak is using words to persuade and obscure meaning or clarity

Some of the ones I have heard lately

“The patient who died failed to meet his wellness potential”

Any Bush military campaign “E.g Operation Freedom, or Shock and Awe”

I’ve always wondered how, in the minds of the Religious Right, to give gays and lesbians the same right to marry that heterosexuals already have, would constitute bestowing “special rights” on them.