This past Halloween my 7 year old son (picklehead) decided he was going to snitch a pumpkin from the neighbors garden. Un known to him they have an electric fence around it to keep the deer out of it. He came home with his eyes spinning in his head and said the fence got me!! It’s great to live in the country.
Every year we got mushroom hunting in a local pasture that is surrounded by an electric fence. It’s too high to jump over, but you can easily crawl under it with about 6 inches to spare.
Once I agreed to carry my friends keys in my back pocket because she had none. They were a monstrous conglomeration of keys and assorted trivia and a huge safety pin of the sort used to fasten skirts and only half of the stuff would fit in my pocket so the rest just dangled.
When I crawled under the wire with room to spare, the pin sort of stuck up like the rod on the dodge cars, making contact with the wire just a jolt surged through. ZZZap! It knocked me to the ground with a grunt and I had a fist sized burn on my butt. It was not a thing I would ever want to repeat.
[Singing]
Don’t wizz on the Electric Fence!
[/Singing]
God, I love Ren & Stimpy.
Shocking*, Scylla. Just shocking. To think that you would get a charge out of such a thing. The tension and power of your storytelling was unbearable. How can you conduct yourself in such a fashion? Have you no resistance to such practical joking? This changes my current opinion of you rather drastically!
Being tricked into doing this by a trusted elder is close to being the ultimate betrayal. I never liked that guy from that point on.
This is the part that freaked me out the most.
That’s it, partner. Tomorrow, I’m gonna head over to the pet store and buy a tiny hamster. And I’m gonna name it Scylla, you bastard.
Remeber Beavis’ song?
“When I was young,
And had no sense,
I took a whiz,
On a 'lectric fence.
It hurt so much,
And shocked my balls,
I nearly crapped,
In my overalls.”
Originally posted by Coldfire
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Will it be an Evil Nazi Hamster?
Note to self: if Scylla ever mentions “fence-sitting”, run.
(snicker)
(snicker, snort)
(snicker, snort, haha)
Ha Ha…He He He, HoHo, HEW HEW HEW
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(gasp, snort) Oh, Jenster, DAMMIT!!! I think I wet myself!!!
This is the most ELECTRIFYING post I’ve ever seen!
How re-volt-ing! If you urinate on it, is the current measured in amp-peers?
Okay, okay, it’s hard to type when you’re rolling on the floor! Zenster, I guess my brain got a little FRIED!
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stares
creeps away slooooooooooowly and tries not to draw attention to self…