Joe Eszterhasy has just released a sneaky tape recording of Mel in full rant at TMZ. It’s deliciously funny.
“Who wants to eat? Who the fuck wants to eat? Go have something to eat. Hurraaayyyyy!”
I kinda liked the part where he looked up at the sky, shook his fist and screamed at God that he wasn’t going to let Him fuck him up the ass anymore…
(Seriously)
Ah Mel, that adorable racist lunatic.
I rather liked that too, though it struck me as awfully sacrilegious.
If God decided he was going to sodomize me, I’d rather think the proper response would be to lie back and think of England.
Couldn’t understand most of it, but that dude is some kinda fucked up.
Wouldn’t that be “bend over and think of England?”
No.
Of course God would want to do you missionary style.