Bored, so I started playing with Microsoft’s text-to-voice translator.
I selected: UK English
Voice: Charles
Speed: -3
and I enetered the phrase:
“Fenster-Forking Buttwrinkle Twystnipple
Barkingslut Pennypimp Dragknockers
Jellybum crankytool honeynuts tootwhistler”
Hee hee hee. I’m a child.
Try that phrase in US Spanish, too.
Lucy is a bit… horny at the moment.
Hehe
Personally, I’m enjoying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” Any voice. Speed -10.
This was on gizmodo a few weeks ago. In a nutshell, it lets you abuse google translator’s “speak” feature to beatbox. But you can also use it to make your computer talk funny.
Wow. It even pronounces my unusual name correctly.
But it gets BigT wrong. It apparently ignores medial capitals.
Hee hee, I chose Klaus from the German menu and got him to say:
Take that Kentucky Fried Chicken and stick it up your ass. You heard. Right up your crack.
This discussion has a lot more examples, and information about which phonemes work best as samples.
Drop your knickers Sir William I cannot wait 'til morning! [Paul works well for that one]
My hovercraft is full of eels. [German guy voice at -3]
Finally, a way for the blind to enjoy porn without being slapped.
“Dear Read Aloud books, I never thought I’d be writing to you, but…”
This works very well, especially if you add “u fuggin pig” at the end.
Many years ago I had a Mac and we’d set it to a hysterical voice - we cried with laughter.
“I am a very pretty girl. A pretty little girl, indeed.”
UK English male, -10 speed. Delightfully creepy.
I like the way the kindle voice-to-speach says “ebooks.” Makes it sound like an African herbivore. You’d think a device used for reading ebooks would be able to say “ebooks.”
And I apologize profusely for the non-pornographic nature of this comment. 
So How many other people made the Swedish guy say “bork bork bork”?
Sadly no. I put the whole Swedish chef song in there, it just sounds like Ricardo Maltanbahn trying to do the Chef’s song, Shatner-style. Which, now that I think about it, is chock full of awesome.
Is it just me or when you put the speed down to about -7 the voice sounds like Carlton the doorman.