I’m experiencing a lull between development contracts and I want some extra income, so I decided to try driving for Uber.
I applied, scanned and uploaded my documentation; driver’s license, registration, etc. and found an insurance company that will cover ride-sharing in my state.
In less than a day they ran the background check and approved me. That seems odd to me but maybe they’re just very efficient.
So I downloaded their partner app onto my phone and logged in. One of the first things it makes you do is read and agree to 3 documents. (You don’t actually have to read them, you can just agree, and I’m sure most people must do that, but it’s a bad idea.) The problem is that the text of the 3 documents is too small to be legible and the app doesn’t seem to support the phone’s zooming or landscape capabilities. One of them mentions insurance, which seems pretty important to me.
I thought that I could find the docs online but they don’t seem to be available on Uber’s desktop site. As far as I can see they’re only available in the app.
After spending at least 20 minutes clicking around on their website I finally found a contact form. (Is it just me or do some companies deliberately make it difficult to contact them?) I entered my information and asked if I could get readable copies of the documents and sent it.
Several minutes later I got an email response, which appeared to be a form letter, telling me to visit my local “partner hub” (30 miles away, in Philly) for help. This is, of course, ridiculous in this day and age, and doubly ridiculous for a technology company. I wrote back and more or less told them that.
Meanwhile I went to Google for help. I found that it listed a phone number for Uber’s Philadelphia hub! I called it and… it’s disconnected. Then I found an 866 customer service number for Uber so I called that. It answers with a very perfunctory (almost rude) message saying that I should email support@uber.com.
I’m pretty sure that’s the same place the contact form was sent to but I tried it anyway and got this message in response (Keep in mind that this was the address their phone message told me to contact.):
Of course I had already been through all of that.
So at that point I was basically going in circles.
Then I received an email (in response to my response) from an actual real live human being telling me to read the documents on my online “partner dashboard”. I responded and told them that I could not find those documents there and asked if they could please send me the documents or send me links to them. They responded that unfortunately I would have to go to the Philly partner hub. Which means a 60 mile round trip (at my expense) to an office that may not even be open and, even if it is, there’s no guarantee that anyone there will know where the documents are either.
W. T. F!