To Diogenes the Cynic, I point out that you assume, wrongly, that I am a theist, and so your “sky fairy” derision is misplaced. You make the mistake of assuming that if one sketches the outlines of an issue one must thereby be a partisan of whichever side seems to “win”. I also, for example, believe that Gadaffi is right about the Rebels and right about the U.N… I am not, however, pro Gadaffi, as the overall weight of my beliefs and sentiments on the issue involves more than whether or not Gadaffi can make a case for himself. Similarly, Noam Chomsky is a Zionist, and anyone who reads anything else into his critiques is wrong.
I am agnostic, and would lump in what you call “atheism” as agnosticism. It seems to me that you’re an agnostic wearing an ill fitting atheist’s costume.
As for your blunt statement that you think I don’t know what “theology” or “theism” mean, I would say, “physician, heal thyself”. Wherever you look, along the broad boulevard of civil conversation, “atheism” is understood as the theory or belief that g*d does not exist. It seems to me that you mix up what looks, at first blush, like a linguistically apt expectation of what “atheism” should mean, with how the word is most often used, both casually, and academically.
As for the suggestion that putting atheists in the theistic camp is wrong headed because this standard would lend credence to Smurf believers, you are right. This doesn’t mean that Smuf believers are likely to become respectable any time soon. But it does mean that theism happens to be in an epistemological category whereby human knowledge claims amount to null. If this were not the case, the matter would have been settled by now.
Looking at what makes Smurfism and Theism different, though, is instructive. I’m not sure what Smurfism entails, but I can tell you that Theism has to do with first causes of the universe. I feel enmeshed in jungly undergrowth any time I try to get to the heart of the matter on this point, and usually have to resort to violent hacking and thrashing just to get out alive, generally creating more heat than light. Rather than subjecting myself to the experience or others to the spectacle, I’ll defer to whoever, among the Theists, might like to take it on.