The dinner scene from The Nutty Professor – the Eddie Murphy remake. The hardest I ever laughed in a theater.
“My Little Hercules.”
“Women got to have their relations.”
Everyone weighs in on “The Hangover” but has no one seen “Zombieland”? Rent it!
“I haven’t cried this hard since Titanic.”
Oh, and of course:
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”
And about 20 lines from “Swingers.” (“Double Down.”)
Whoever said it earlier in the thread, the “electronic ear cleaner” from “Parenthood” is another knockout, only knocked down a notch by