Funniest movie comedy moments?

The dinner scene from The Nutty Professor – the Eddie Murphy remake. The hardest I ever laughed in a theater.

“My Little Hercules.”

“Women got to have their relations.”
Everyone weighs in on “The Hangover” but has no one seen “Zombieland”? Rent it!

“I haven’t cried this hard since Titanic.”

Oh, and of course:

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”
And about 20 lines from “Swingers.” (“Double Down.”)
Whoever said it earlier in the thread, the “electronic ear cleaner” from “Parenthood” is another knockout, only knocked down a notch by

Another from Ruthless People:

“I love wrong numbers.”

“You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once…once!”
-Johnny Dangerously
“Mind if we dance with your dates?”
-Animal House
“You know how I know you’re gay? You listen to Coldplay.”
-40 Year Old Virgin
“This amp goes to eleven…”
-This is Spinal Tap
“Como Estan Bitches, Spanish language news is here, today’s top story the sewers run red with Burgundy’s blood!”
-Anchorman

Annie Hall: classmates