Funniest obscene video you've seen on the internet (TMI)

In My Humble Opinion
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Well…bordering on the line between funny as just pain wrong, I saw a video involving the following items:

  1. Bathtub
  2. Asian girl
  3. Another Asian girl (so far so good, right?)
  4. A funnel (OK…depends on what they’re doing with it)
  5. An anus (well, at least now we know where the funnel goes…but what is it going to funell?)
  6. Small, tiny, SQUIRMING EELS!

You can guess most of what happens next…but the funny part is actually after the funnel is removed, and it almost becomes a “shooting eels for distance” contest. You laugh…until you realize what they’re being shot out of. :eek:

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You guys started this thread because you like to see the Mod’s worry themselves into a dither, didn’t you? :smiley: :eek:

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You know, while it’s impossible to say for certain, of course, it’s most likely that dinos had two weiners, so for his costume to be truly anatomically correct…

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More likely none at all; the dinosaurs are more closely related to the modern birds (which mate by “kissing” their cloacae, an all-purpose “down there” opening) than they are to the crocodilians (the males of which have two hemipenes each).

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Guy’s head, plastic bag.
plastic bag on guy’s head.
Guy’s head, sheeps anus.
Guy’s head in sheeps anus.
Video clip of a guy being dragged around a shed by the sheep. :eek:

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AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

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I enjoyed the famous April Flowers gagging video… she is really pissed off…

There was another one where a young wanna be pornstar looks at her co-stars absolutely huge “endowment”… and you can clearly see in her expression that she is startled, scared and in doubt all at the same time !

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There is another video I have seen which, for the life of me, I want to say is fake, but I don’t think there is a way to fake what I saw.

We start off with a naked girl and a bald man. The bald man asks her if she is ready, she says yes, and he proceeds to put his face down there. Now it takes a turn for the worse, when instead of goign down On her, he goes down IN her…yes, that’s right, his HEAD in her VAGINA! The video cuts out partway through, so I never know har far it got in there, but I will say that 1) this man had a large head and 2) it was past his ears. :eek:

I mean, now that I think about it, the width of a baby’s shoulders has to be around the same size, so it’s not that unheard of a thing to do…but the baby’s coming from the other direction, and the mom has usually been dialiating for some time before then.

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      • Not-obscene as such, but the Ali-G/Borat “Throw the Jew down the well” video is pretty funny. Find it on Google.
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bouv,

I’ve seen pictures of that…you mean to tell me there’s a video!!!

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A few years back I remember walking past a bunch of salesmen huddled around a laptop at work. I wander over to see what the draw is, and they’re watching a loop of some woman lifting her skirt and displaying her goodies. Yeah, yeah, nothing out of the ordinary. Until she casually reaches in and produces a can of Coca Cola. WTF?

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Dare I ask, is this activity amongst the salesman a popular pastime at work? :eek:

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I think this got passed around at SAAN once, or something similiar.

Oh, and Pornosaurus was Jewish. :stuck_out_tongue:

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bouv, apparently she’s using a prosthetic who-ha. Umm… my… friend, yeah that’s it… told me.

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When I was with my ex-girlfriend in a porn shop in Minneapolis we started browsing through the videos there. We stumbled upon one named Asian Girls Done Up the Doo-doo Hole. The subtitle was, “See these tiny asian bitches cry as they take huge schlongs in their poop-chute!”
We look up from the tape and stare at each other, and in the quiet atmosphere of a porn store, where everyone’s too embarrased to make eye contact, we start laughing…and laughing…and laughing. We must’ve been standing there like idiots cackling away for a good five minutes before we regained control and began browsing again, though we’d occasionally break into sniggering fits.

Ignoring that slight hijack, the funniest movie I ever saw was a short(about 2 minutes or so total) clip I found. It had two people going at it while another girl in the background narrated. From what I could tell it was supposed to be her recalling a memory or something. The sex was only mediocre, but her narration…she had the most dead-pan voice I’ve ever heard. She also didn’t seem to know how to end a sentence and desperately needed a thesaurus, as it seemed the only word she knew for a penis was “cock”.
So imagine two people humping and slurping away, while a girl sits in the background staring boredly at them while saying in an almost perfect monotone, “And she took his cock with her hands and rubbed the cock all along the cock’s shaft then put her mouth on the cock and sucked his cock while he pushed hard with his cock against her face and then she took the cock and rubbed the cock again before touching his cock to her breasts while he stared at her touching his cock cock cock cock cock blah blah blah cock blah etc…”
This went on for two minutes, it wasn’t even the whole scene, and she must’ve totalled about 50 “cocks” during the entire thing. Still cracks me up to think about it. :smiley: