“Have You Seen This Prick?”
Man am I laughing thinking about this. Plus the scene where they discover why the female gym teacher (played by Kim Cattrall) is called Lassie. You hear her ‘howling’ and everyone is laughing so hard they’re dropping basketballs, falling over, the one coach has to stand behind those dividers. The camera cuts between Lassie and her partner howling and everyone losing it in the gym.
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes “click.”
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds dude.