Funny as hell:

BlackAcre’s a woman, or at least a gay bottom? Funny, I hadn’t thought about it.

What a dumbass.

I don’t know whether James Madison and George Washington qualify as “Founding Fathers”, but they were from Virginia. Oh, and another guy, Thomas something…

Well there’s $14,95 (or whatever it costs) out the window for Blackacre. What did her in? Surely it wasn’t her replies in this thread.

They can take the midwest with 'em, too.