Funny if sung by...

One of the funniest “Funny if Sung By” I know of is a real song. Cyndi Lauper singing “When You Were Mine” by Prince, without changing the words.

An example:
When you were mine, I used to let you wear all of my clothes
Now I spend my time, following him whenever he’s with you

or
I know (I know) that you’re sleeping with another guy

The ambiguity of it is delicious - is she a lesbian? is he gay? I’ve included this on many mix tapes for this reason alone.

I would love to hear the Dr Who themetune played on Scottish bagpipes. Wouldn’t that be great?

How about some Faire tunes?

“The Mermaid” performed by Phish
“The Sailor’s Prayer” sung by a bartender
“Mary Ellen Carter” by Gordon Lightfoot (just for contrast)
“Swing a Cat” by the Stray Cats
“King of the Cannibal Islands” by Jeffrey Dahmer (OK, maybe not)

(Sublight, a couple of buddies and I spent much of a 12-hour trip doing Chistopher Walken and Sean Connery impressions last week. I even sang the first of the songs above in my Connery voice. :slight_smile: )

how bout bob dylan doing “up against the wall, redneck mother” or the theme from barney.

“Anything is funny when performed by Christopher Walken.”
Got you topped.

Anything by SHATNER is hilarious. Think of it. Having William Shatner sing anything will absolutely make you laugh

“American Pie” by Michel Jackson. That just about says it all.

:eek:
I’ll start looking for that video.

R. Dean Taylor’s “Indiana Wants Me” by Timothy McVeigh

“Now You’re Messing with a Son of A Bitch,” originally done by Nazareth, sung by Debbie Boone.

“Muskrat Love,” originally done by Willis Alan Ramsey, sung by Ron Jeremy

“One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer,” originally done by John Lee Hooker, sung by Jenna Bush

“If Only I Could Remember My Name,” originally done by Daivd Crosby, sung by Ronald Reagan

“Love to Love You, Baby,” originally done by Donna Summer, sung by Queen Elizabeth, in full regalia

“I Am Woman,” originally done by Helen Reddy, sung by Michael Jackson

“Have a Cigar” originally done by Pink Floyd, sung by Bill Clinton

“Cocaine,” originally done by Eric Clapton, done by George W. Bush (boy, you can really go to town with the Bush clan, can’t you?)

“Africa”, originally by Toto, sung by Eminem.

“If I Only Had a Brain”, G.W. Bush

“Under The Sea” from The Little Mermaid, sung by Leonardo DiCaprio

“Everybody Wants to Rule the World” (Tears for Fears), sung by The Brain or else some famous dictator

Hearing Leonard Nimoy sing “Where is Love?” from Oliver will make your ears freeze.

<nitpick> Originally done by J.J. Cale</nitpick>.

I have this vision of “L’Amour est un oiseaux” (can’t remember the common title) from Carmen sung by They Might Be Giants. That, or anything from the Rings of the Niebelung.

Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows, by Marylin Manson.

These may not be as funny as some of the others, but here we go:

Jenna Bush–“Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound” by Hank Williams Jr.

Dubya–“Family Traditon” also by Hank Jr.

Al Gore–“In My Dreams” by Dokken

Jocelyn Elders–“Dr. Feelgood” by Motley Crue

Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton–“Ain’t Talkin’ 'Bout Love” by Van Halen

Marv Albert–“Hurts So Good” by John Mellencamp

and last but not least,

Ted Kennedy performing “Whiskey Under the Bridge” by Brooks and Dunn!!!

“A Survivor from Warsaw”, by Arnold Schoenberg, performed by the Israel Symphony Orchestra and Yeshiva University Chorus, spoken verses by Lewis Farrakhan.

“My Favorite Things” by Eminem.

“Harden my Heart” by George Harrison