Funny if sung by...

While I was biking yesterday, the most ghoulish picture entered my head, almost making me laugh out load:

Jeffrey Dahmer or Dracula singing “People…people who need people…”

What songs can you see being totally hilarious if sung by the right person (or, perhaps, the wrong person)?

“That’s what little boys/girls are made of” by John Wayne Gacy?

“Send In The Clowns” sung by John Wayne Gacy (I think that’s his name).

“Let’s go riding in the car,” sung by Susan Smith.

“Thank heavens, for little girls,” Bill Clinton

I do a pretty good impersonation of Elmer Fudd singing Eve of Destruction.

Oooh! I love this game! A group of friends of mine would play a variant of this where:

Biz Markie (“Oh baby you, you got what I need…”) sings any song at any location/event in history
You can come up with some doozies. So, to conform with the OP, my songs will all be sung by Biz Markie, with the bonus of giving a location:

Biz Markie, “We All Live in a Yellow Submarine”, Battle of Waterloo

Biz Markie, “I’m a Little Teapot”, Impeachment Trial of Andrew Jackson

Biz Markie, “The Good Ship Lollipop”, The Conception of LeAnne Rhymes

“Don’t Know Much About History” (I don’t believe that’s the name, but I forget)-George W. Bush

“Amazing Grace”-Marilyn Manson

“The Best Things In Life Are Free” - Lars Ulrich

My friends and I play a (somewhat) similar game.

It has to do with the remake of “Lady Marmalade” that was done by four artists.

We pick four artists unlikely to work with each other.

I’ll give you an example:

“Lady Marmalade” as covered by Bjork, Dio, William Shatner, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Hmmm…I’d want to see Slipknot cover “It’s a Sunshine Day”. Basically, I just want to hear Corey say “everybody’s smiling!”.

Also, I want to see Britney Spears cover “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”. I can only imagine what the music video would be like
~Kittie

I’ve always thought it would be funny if Ozzy did a cover of New Kids On The Block, you got the right stuff.

Not only that but if he used his long singing voice like on no more tears “youuu got the riiiighhht stufffff”

“Money” sung by Bill Gates.

“Suicide is Painless” sung by Mariah Carey.

“I Can See Clearly Now” by Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

“I Want a New Drug” by Keith Richards.

“Fat Bottomed Girls” by Carnie Wilson.

“Sister Christian” by Marilyn Manson.

“Come Sail Away” by Duran Duran.

“You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling” by Tommy Lee.

“Territorial Pissings” by Ozzy Osbourne (Live in Texas).

“Bitchin’ Camaro” by Bret Michaels.

“Insane in the Brain” by George Harrison.

“Leaving on a Jet Plane” by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Faith No More worked it into their song “We Care A Lot” in concert. Mike Patton would start singing “oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh the right stuff…we care a lot!” And seque back into the original song. If you want to see it, it’s on the “You Fat Bastards” home video.

Blixa Bargeld doing ‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’, although he did sort of cover ‘All You Need Is Love’ (on Tabula Rasa, ‘Headcleaner’, IIRC)…

I have a traumatizing image of the T-rex from the Jurassic Park travesties doing the Macarena… Arm movements and all.

I once had a long, rambling nightmare which included a duet. Ethel Mermen and Louis Armstrong. Singing “River Deep, Mountain High”. It isn’t funny in the sense that some of the other pairings here are funny, but it was bizarre enough that I had to get it off my chest. Thank you.

“Afternoon Delight” by System of A Down because they take themselves so seriously. And Serj probably could sing that high.

Anything is funny when performed by Christopher Walken.

the Jesus Lizard doing “Shiney Happy People”
Pantera doing “Out of Step” by Minor Threat.