I was sitting around watching TV tonight, and the thought popped into my head: “Yo momma’s such a ho, she’s had more dicks in her than Bewitched!”
This pleased me to no end.
Although when you break it down, that just mean’s she’s had at least 3 dicks in her, so by most standards, it’s not a great insult. But the combination of “yo momma” joke and 60s pop culture reference made me feel all giddy inside - and for those of you still scratching your heads, the 60s TV show Bewitched famously replaced Dick York, the actor playing Darrin, with another Dick, Dick Sargent.
What kind of funny has sprung from your minds, fellow Dopers?
Silly “B-Movie like”, premise to a story…stuff just pops into the head for no reason.
Observations recorded in the Large Hadron Collider, from earlier experiments.
Inconsistencies in data preclude a science team to dig further.
They find non-natural mirrored patterns in the samples and a code imbedded in the particle streaks, and conclude this is contact to a parallel anti-universe, made of anti-matter.
They know we are here…
They always knew…
They are…
Through research and code breaking…the anti-matter code reveals to the scientists the eye opening reality…
What is discovered is that we are the anti-matter universe cut off from the rest of all possible Universes…no one here but us…forever.
I have a lot of ideas, on a daily basis. In fact, I jot many of them down in a pocket Notebook (Ooh, I could call it a “KNOWtebook”…is that marketable? Naah… but you get the idea…)
But all my ideas come as a logical outcome… they come FROM something I was thinking of.
Except once. I was walking down the street and suddenly thought “In the real world, paper does not beat rock.”
