Furshluginer Insomnia

What a fucked-up couple of days at work, all because I can’t fucking sleep. A double-dose, 50mg, of dioxylamine succinate (I hope I spelled that right, because this small print on the bottle is fucking impossible to read - I’m only 49, how do these 80+ year old people do it?). Double dose of diphenhydramine, same lack of effect. 5-10mg of melatonin? I may as well be drinking water.

Have you ever been so tired that you can’t even eat? I’m a damned professional cook - that’s my job, and I couldn’t even make myself something to eat (after feeding my customers). And of course, that didn’t help matters. I’m not even diabetic, but I can recognize that not eating for three days in a row is going to seriously lower my blood sugar and reduce my energy. And, unfortunately, I drink sugar-free energy drinks as well.

Fortunately, today, I ate. I realized that, after three days of not eating, it would be a bad idea to eat a big meal all at once. So early on at work, I ate two strips of bacon. Then I ate half of a biscuit with some gravy on it. A bit later I ate three small pieces of fruit, each about 1-inch square. A chunk of cantaloupe and two chunks of pineapple. When it finally came time for my lunch break, I felt ready for a “big” meal, but it still wasn’t all that big. I cooked Swiss Steak for my residents at the retirement home, so for my lunch I had two of them (about 6 ounces of meat) and some mashed potatoes. Oh my, about 30 minutes later I felt so much better. On my way home I stopped at Safeway and bought a jar of peanut butter, and an hour later I made myself a PB&J sandwich, and felt even better afterwards.

So I am going to make sure I can damn well sleep tonight. I’m going to drink myself into a stupor, because that always works. And I can fucking well work with a hangover, because I will have had at least 7-8 hours of sleep, instead of taking two OTK sleeping pills and then laying in bed awake for most of the next 8 hours.

(And, yes, OTK pills. I know good and well to not combine prescription sleeping pills with alcohol.)

If this persists, see a doc. Duh.

I have had insomnia since puberty.

I used vodka and gel cap diphen - the tablets burned off to quickly - it had to be the gel cap.

I have mixed etoh with some very nasty 'script hypnotics.

It can be done without dying, but don’t get so used to alcohol that you need it even if you are on a prescription hypnotic.

IOW using alcohol to sleep has NO upside over script hypnotic, and may have a huge downside - addiction.

p.s. - It’s OTC - Over The Counter

Oh Damn, you’re right. Right before I posted this OP, I posted on another forum about my desire to take some of my coworkers Over The Knee for a good spanking for all the crap they left undone the previous night. Nothing worse in my exhausted condition than having to spend the first hour after I arrive at work washing all the pots, pans, and utensils I need to get my own work done.