So, this guy walks into a bar and sits at one end of the bar. He sees two lovely women at the other end and tells the bartender to give them whatever drink they desire. The bartender tells him he’s wasting his money. The man tells him he doesn’t think so. The barender nods and gives the beautiful women the drinks they ask for. This happens five times. The sixth time the man asks the bartender to send drinks to the women, the bartender tells him he’s really wasting his money because those two are lesbians. The man thanks the bartender for the information, stands up, walks over to the two beautiful women and asks, “So, what part of Lesbia are you from?”
Also, care should be taken in determining exactly how low the flags should be placed. Flying them 2/3 of the way up the pole would be described as “half assed”.
I’ve been called worse.
Irregardless? Oh man, you’re really asking for it now. 
How dare you bring facts into this! Next thing you’ll be trying to say that Obama is not actually going from house to house taking people’s guns from them, or that he isn’t forcing everyone to follow Sharia law, or that he’s actually an American citizen, as if anyone would believe any of that…