OK, I think this has been up long enough for most everyone to see it. I’m going to unstick it and let it sink down into the muck.
He was the fucking hall monitor.
I don’t think he’s around anymore, however.
Darleth
No, my username really doesn’t lend itself to anything.
Yes, that was a challenge.
How about Derleth this post?
I don’t get it. 
I could never resist a challenge.
Derleth thaid about that the better.
NeverDerleth.
Derleth time I saw Paris.
I’ll have Derleth’s walz with you.
Thom was also irked about this, more so since his uxorial partner answers to the name of Debb.
You came here after doing a vanity search for your old name Aldebaran. Gotcherya!
All Good Egg’s have already been Derlethed, including one in this thread.
You are I take it, thir, a citithen, of Derluth, Minnethota?
Heh. Good puns, aldiboronti. “Derleth thaid about that the better.” indeed.
Spelled this wrong, you Ill Wildebeast.
Wow, prescient.