I’ve been looking forward to this concert all season. Not just because it’s the last one of the season–although that’s a factor in its favor. No, I’ve been looking forward to it because since the beginning of the season, I’ve been sure it was going to be a great concert. And you know what? I’ll be so fucking glad when it’s over tonight.
Now, it’s not as though the things that have gone wrong are anyone’s fault. The musicians are great, very nice, no problems working with them. Hard to schedule–but that’s not something you can be upset with someone about. It was frustrating, but we finally found a date they could come, finally found a venue (harder, of course, the closer you get to the date). It couldn’t be helped.
But once I had the plane tickets booked, the venue reserved, the sound engineer apprised of the date, location, and technical requirements, all the necessary equipment rounded up, publicity sent out…then, I said to myself, we were set. All I had to do then was show up, make sure everyone was in the right place, and sell tickets.
Yeah, right. Minor problem, one of the local papers did a lovely write-up, but neglected to mention the time, or give the phone number where people call for more information. And the same paper has stopped printing the comprehensive listings of calendar events, where people could have turned to find information like time, ticket price, etc. Well, that’s not a huge deal, the information is on the website, and in the other papers we sent the PR to, but it’s made my boss ([url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167817]remember my boss?[/rul]) upset. He’s also worried, because the article was mostly about one musician, and almost nothing about the other, and maybe she’ll be offended. Personally, if I were the other musician, and the article brought bunches of people to hear my music, I wouldn’t worry about the specifics of it. But the boss worries. If we’re really lucky, he’ll get up to give a few words before the concert and complain about it. He did that once before–a writer from the same paper did us a wonderful article about someone coming in a few years ago. He neglected to mention, in the article, the name of the small, not for profit corp. that brought him. Me, I didn’t care–the article meant we had a bigger audience than usual, and I thought this guy definitely deserved it. The boss was upset we weren’t mentioned, and complained about it in his opening speech to the audience. Among which was the very same writer, to whom I had given free tickets as a “thank you” for writing the article. Not cool. But that’s not tonight.
Anyway. Last night I hear that there’s a very real possibility that a crucial flight might be cancelled–leaving us one musician short. Well, theoretically we can go on with just one, either one of these ladies would give a great concert. Still, we’d prefer it not happen. I stayed up looking for alternate flights from nearby airports, trying to find one that would do, if worse came to worse. None of them suited, and the fares were amazing, to say the least. But you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do. Fortunately, worse didn’t come to worse. The plane took off, with the musician on it. I breathed a sigh of relief, checked over the stuff I usually bring, had everything packed, and decided to take a shower. Get out of the shower to a phone call from the person who picked them up at the airport–the harp didn’t make it to the connecting flight.
Now this sucks. She’s here to play the freaking harp, isn’t she. But, she says, if we have access to a piano, she can make do.
Well, we kind of do. In the venue is a piano–locked up. If I can find the person in charge of scheduling there, maybe she’ll unlock it for us. Except it’s Sunday afternoon, nobody is in the office, and I have no idea if the folks clearing out the event before us will have the keys to the piano, or even agree to open it for us–or how to get hold of them until we start loading in. So I go through the phone book, calling anyone named J. Doe and asking them if they work for Event Services at Local University? The gods must be on my side, because I got her on the second try, apologized profusely for bothering her on a Sunday afternoon, and procured her assistance in opening the piano. I’m going to ask the accountant about sending her a box of chocolates on the corp’s dime, because she deserves it.
Now I’m wondering just how the musician is planning to play the piano–given that she’s a harpist, and given that she doesn’t play her harp in a particularly conventional manner. But what the hell. If the piano is damaged, the repairs will be paid for somehow–that’s Somebody Else’s Problem. Besides, we’ve had unconventional pianists in before, and never had any problems. It’s just that I usually talk to the owner of the piano beforehand about any unusual techniques, so there are no nasty surprises.
The sound engineer, when I got him on his cell phone on his way to the venue, was distressed that he might not have the best mics for the job, he’d been expecting something different. I have confidence in him, he knows what he’s doing, he’ll make it work. The phone hasn’t rung for a whole fifteen minutes, the kids have stopped fighting and eaten their supper, Grandma will be here to watch them soon, and all I have to do now is show up and sell tickets. When the cash box runs out of singles, I’ll know that the evening has been made complete. Perhaps there’ll be a power outage, too, you never know.
Sweet gibbering fuck, has it been a suck-ass day. I’ll be glad when it’s over.