Gallagher has died

Before, the airline accidentally sent his luggage to two other cities when he caught a flight to a third city; but then, when he asked them to send stuff to those two cities on purpose, they refused.

It’s also a variation of an old joke set in a restaurant.

I remember that joke, but honestly couldn’t remember if it was Gallagher or George Carlin. And I remember the punchline being “the cops could pull them over and give them a ticket for being an asshole.”

And comb, bomb and tomb

That’s Carlin.

That is Gallagher. Found a TV safe version of the joke, but I do remember that version of the punchline.

One of his jokes from the 80s that I thought was really funny at the time was one about Michael Jackson. It was something like “women kinda shy away from a guy wears one glove and sings ‘Beat It’”

I liked the part of his sledgeomatic bit where he describes all the wonderous things it can do.

It’ll put the cat out all night.

It makes french fries (but I swear you gotta crack that sumbitch just right)

My dad bought a special of his on LaserDisc, I watched that thing a bunch of times when I was little. RIP funny man with a big mallet.