Z - a rhyme for either “he” or “head”.
Zoological - playing a realistic chord progression on a mouth instrument.
Abominabobble Snowmen
…and other things you wouldn’t like to meet in a dark alley on a moonless night.
Big Bad Wolf (unless he was cute and driving a Ferrari)
Children! Won’t someone think of the children?
Drug-addicted psychopathic Communist-mind-controlled Martian robots from Mars!
Elephants with rouge lipstick and pink tutus.
…should change this to, things you wouldn’t like to meet in a dark alley on a moonless night again.
Gozer, in any of his/her forms.
High-heeled boys (if you have autocombustophobia)
Justin Bieber
Kevin smith on a White Castle bender and you have the last bag of burgers in town…
Laughing Alex and his ultraviolent droogies.
Nearly Headless Nick
Old Scratch
Plutonium men from Planet 9
Quinn teh Mighty Eskimo; he’s all out of joy…
Rastafarian with dreadful dreads.