Vincinnes, Indiana: Voila!
Walla Walla, Washington … Whatever!
Xenia, Illinois or Ohio, X-Rated (not)
Youngstown, Ohio, not so Young (founded in 1797)
Zurich, Switzerland, zut alors!
Aardvarks eat ants.
Baboons like bananas.
Cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Dodos are all dead
Elephants have big ears
Flamingos look funny.
Giraffes refuse to gargle.
Hares hop.
Ibises ingest insects.
Jackrabbits like to jump.
Komodo Dragons kick ass.
Llamas llove llicorice.
Monkeys mutilate mayonnaise
Narwhals have weird noses.
Octopi have Oppositional Disorder