Willy will wander to walla walla Washington wistfully
Xerxes’s xenomaniac xylophone x-rayed Xaviera’s x-rated xerographs.
Your youngest yellow yak’s YouTube yodeling “Yesterday.”
Zany Zane zealously zapped zippy Zack’s Zimbabwean Zebras.
…and we’re back.
But will it continue?
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