Lenin was a vegan.
Marx was a vegetable farmer who cultivated the Soviet onion.
Nikita loved him some borscht.
No, the Soviet onion was created in Outbackistan.
Oh, for the love of…
Pardon me, but have you noticed it’s always N that gets ninja’d? spooky
Q.E.D.
RTFC
SOL
Tfiik
Unintelligible twaddle
Verify that last message, please.
What?** W**hat did ya say? Huh?
**X **marks the spot, again.
You mind marking it with a PEN next time, please?
Zippo makes pens, don’t they?
Actually lighters
Bic, you’re thinking of Bic pens but you just HAD to grab the Z, tsk tsk. 
Crayola makes the best writing implements.
[del]Check Google and you’ll see. ;)[/del]
Damn board lagged out on me AGAIN. :smack:
Easiest way to avoid being ninja’d is to post late at night.