ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
As a bender of the rules, I declare etv78’s eXactly to be an allowable post.
After skipping a letter altogether, I think getting creative with a letter is OK.
Boy, my phone sucks!
Crazy world we live in, innit?
Double letters aren’t helping my problem, people. 
Eh?
Forget it burpo, it’s the Dope.
Gadzooks, the last round missed an “N” and an “R” … those great cookies must have really grabbed our attention.
I wonder if any more letters will be skipped.
Hell no, we won’t go…by the rules.
Jumping letters could lead to anarchy.
Keeping with alphabetical order will keep us on the straight and narrow.
Lemmings.
Melvil Dewey would be proud.
No bar, no cigar stand, no gambling and no late hours. These were the complaints heaped upon “that darned literary fellow” (Dr. Melvil Dewey) who thought he could run a Summer resort at Lake Placid FL.
Instead of going broke, he built up an institution with 1,500 guests in Summer and 1,200 in Winter, 390 buildings and forty-three farms, a general store, a library of 10,000 volumes, sport facilities for all and a reputation as the centre of Winter sports in America. When he first provided rooms for guests for Winter sports, he was thought crazy. (source: NY Times 12/27/1931)
Not FL, but rather, Lake Placid NY!
Oy Vey! Two Ns in a row!
Peter Piper picked a bunch of pickled peppers.
Question: how were the peppers pickled before they were picked? 