I woud have been able to beat you if I didn’t have to wait 15 seconds more. So: Ha ha beat you!
Jeez, can I be next?
Klearly; you kan klimb aboard the Hooker Karnival Train at anytime! 
Lhatever LoLa wants, LoLa gets!
Moh mno, mwhat mhave mi mdone…
OI odon’t oknow, obut oI’m olaughing opretty ohard oat oyou.
Now nobody’ll nowe nothing nabout nary.
Prof. Pepperwinkle prefers properly printed phrases, please.
Quiet, you!
Respectfully, I agree. Signed, Addle-brain
So let it be written, so let it be done.
This is a call for reason. Alliteration must be bound by constraints. I am writing this post well ahead of time and will stay poised to immediately send it only after a proper “S” response has been added. Going forward, let us continue by using the tried and true in-order alphabetical method that made this country what it is today – that is using only proper language and words so that we may fight ignorance and not loose the battle with poor spelling.
U mad bro?
Very Sleepy, actually! And very unprepared for the public radio music show I’ve got to do tonight in less than two hours. Gotta leave this fun thread and put something together. Listen if you like at WTJU on the internet. 1am.
Whaaat? When did Elendil’s Heir turn 50? Why didn’t anyone mention this?
XXX-rated party. Sorry you missed it, but have some ginger cookies!
Yeah, the cookies were tasty, but the hookers never showed up. 
Zoro? Did Zoro attend the party?
All my exes live in Texas.
But are they ys for doing so?