Broom closet?
Cedar-lined, to keep the guys fresh and fresh-smelling.
Do we dare ask how many guys?
Exactly each and every one.
Fifty-two, one for every week in the year.
Gosh, that’s a gaggle of guys.
♬ Heaven, I’m in Heaven… ♬
I’m speechless.
Just wondering, how much does it cost to feed, bathe & clothe these guys every year?
Kilo of beer and a dozen Playboys.
Like!!! 
Mama Malone! My great-aunt Maude! Merde!
’Nanna, is that you?
Oh, Nanna has her own closet.
Probably had to ask Tom Cruise to vacate it.
Quiet! Tom’s attorneys are everywhere.
Really, Tom’s not fooling anyone.
Scientology proved Tom is a reincarnated king from the planet Paybigbux.
Tom was a king? Always thought he was a princess.
Uh, if that’s true, where’s his crown?