Joe and Jack’s is a natural dog food and “None of the recipes are ever tested on animals other than willing volunteers”. (quoted from their website)
Kittens are what we should be discussing now. Dogs are okay, but cats just simply rule!
Let’s hear it for pet fish!
My cockatiel trumps all your pets.
Never allow your child to keep a hairless rat, which has to be bathed daily and looks like…well, I’m not gonna say what it looks like.
Owls make terrible pets; they will keep you up all night with their incessant hooting.
Piranhas , on the other hand will render you fingerless. Or speechless, if you use sign language.
Quite wrong, as most piranhas make great pets and it is a combination of poor training by inexperienced owners, sensationalist Hollywood propaganda, and heaps of bad press that give these usually genial fish such a nasty reputation.
Rabbits are very intelligent, for having a 2 watt brain: Mine figured out closing the freezer door means he gets a slice of banana. Lengthy explanation available upon request.
Salamanders, newts, African aquatic frogs, snakes, scorpions, lizards, geckos, hamsters, gerbils, rats, mice, parakeets, butterflies, ants, dogs, cats, horses and ponies. I’ve probably forgotten a few…
Tasmanian devils – you left out Tasmanian devils!
Unicorns, Dragons, Phoenices, Cecropses, Basilisks, Thunderbirds, Yeth hounds, Catoblepae, Manticores and Harpies.
Very crowded over at the Professor’s house (a little smelly, too).
What? Harpies? You have my first three girlfriends over there?
Xcellent menagerie so far; xcluding burpo’s X-GF’s, of course. 
Yutes - I forgot yutes. They can be entertaining little pets, although very costly.
Zebus, zorilles, zebra swallowtails, zanders, zonkeys, zorses, zigzag salamanders and zebras.
Animal, vegetable, mineral…?
Biological, mechanical, or ethereal?
Cartilaginous, invertebrate, or squished on the road?