Act your age.
But that’s no fun!
Could it be possible to act your age and still have fun?
Don’t think so, no.
Even if you could, who would want to?
Fair enough - no fun allowed. 
God help you if you’re talking about chocolate cake!
Has this been going on all day?
It sure seems that way.
Just leave the cake alone.
Keep your hands off the cake.
Last piece! Oops, sorry, I accidentally ate it.
Man’s best friend, huh?
Nom, nom, nom! (Found an extra slice.)
Oh, no you dint!
Please, God, let this end quickly.
Quickly? Who’s Quickly? Whaddya got against Quickly?
Really, you’ve never seen Mr. Quickly’s rap sheet? It’s 600 pages long!
Shit! That’s quite a sheet!
Tie-dyed? I can’t believe it’s tie-dyed.