Finch’s somewhat authoritative Index to the Complete Writings of Biotop indicates an over 98% level of correctness, with the remaining 2% simply being those few that cannot be proven one way or the other.
Good thing Finch never asked Mrs. Biotop.
How does this place attract all the top talent?
Index to the Complete Writings of Biotop has a chapter devoted to jelly recipes.
Jennifer Grey had all that plastic surgery done so that she’d look more like Biotop.
Kevin Costner is rumored to be ALMOST as handsome as Biotop.
Las Vegas is getting a professional football team, and, of course, they’re naming it the Las Vegas Biotops!
Minnesota hockey is willing to change the name to Minnesota Wild Biotops if he’ll just arrive here.
Nine of my children are named Biotop.
Okay, Kat, even Biotop thinks that’s TMI!
Pardon me, I should explain that I was doing a play on George Foreman. I didn’t mean that all those kids were his!
Quit it! Just quit it!
Revidus castignus malorem est.
Sic semper Biotop.
Truly, this man was the son of Biotop.
Um, Biotopsy Turvy?
Verily, Biotops is verifiably tops!
Who’s the bottom, then?
X-tra credit points for discussing dualism and binary opposition. Yin and Yang, good and evil, top and bottom, BioTop and BioBottom.
What we think of as the bottom is really the top deceiving our feet as to up and down.