Well, Enola Straight finds the niftiest pictures for the Random Silliness Thread, and I didn’t get stuck with “X.” 
**X **is the Roman numeral for 10, which include Tuba Diva, Marley, Czarcasm, etv78, Eutychus, Shodan, St. Pauler, RTFirefly, Exapno Mapcase and Cecil Adams himself.
You guys need to do Y. I’m too new here. 
Or you can accept this and move on to Z. I KNOW a Z poster!
Zeldar wraps up this version of the alphabet!
…and now, as our story opens, we find Ma Gretcham crying in the kitchen, as her son Omar has just lost his job when the icicle factory shut down. She raises her head to speak, and we hear:
“Boy, you better beef up your résumé and hit the pavement because I’m not eating beans for the rest of my life”. This caused Omar to…
cry like a baby, which was really mean on Ma Gretcham’s part because Omar only had an I.Q. of 62. Not only that,
dementia was gripping Ma in its icy fist. She didn’t remember that Omar was…
Engaged to the heiress of the Bush’s Beans fortune, and therefore likely to…
finally be able to daily count beans to his heart’s delight. It was while counting beans that Omar was happiest and, as many referred to as being, “in the zone”.
Gayly Omar tripped through life, embarking on a mission to plant beans from New Jersey to California. Oh, the wonders he would see.
In Desmond, New Hampshire, however, things took a drastic turn for young Omar, though, as it was then he was…
Held without bond for skipping over the letter “H”. He called Ma Gretcham to explain …
Just when I thought I had gotten away with, THOSE MEDDLING KIDS!!!
“Kindly don’t call me any more, young man,” Ma said to Omar, the memory loss taking over her mind.
Lamenting his prison time, Omar decided to entertain himself by sculpting soap animals. This endeavor went very wrong when…
Miller, the guard, discovered the knife Omar carved with. In the ensuing melee, three guards were injured (they tripped over each other trying to apprehend Omar) and Omar spent the next 35 years in solitary confinement.
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