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Rats!

Shitzengrits!

Turdburgers!

U shall not pass!

Veni, Vidi, Velcro!

(Translation: “I came, I saw, I stuck around.”)

[I am so going to use that one.]

WTF!

X-cuuuuse me!

Yoooooooooooooou…

Zounds!

Asmodeus, a devil

Hey, gettin’ close to Halloween.

Cats, black, tens of cats, hundreds of cats, thousands and millions and billions of cats.

Darth Vader, age 6, wants candy and finds your lack of faith disturbing.

Every kid is a hobo sooner or later.

Frankenstein’s monster, even at 2-foot-8-inches, scares the socks off me.

Gorge on candy, either by overbuying for Trick or Treaters or stealing it from your children’s horde while they sleep.

Harvesting candy corn.

Ice Princess, from Frozen is sure to be the hit this Trick-or-Treat season.

Jumping out from a bush is a sure way to scare the little kids!

KitKats - I don’t understand the popularity. They’re half air and no chew.