Cranberries can stay in the field, for all I care. (I hate cranberry sauce!)
Dumplings
Egg nog is in the stores now!
French Fried onions on your green-bean casserole.
Green salad with croutons
Ham instead of turkey?
IN YOUR DREAMS! Dibs on the leg
Just fix both, we always do.
Ka-at, the Professor says we can have both; get busy!
Look, my daughter just told me five minutes ago that ALL I have to do for Thanksgiving is just show up.
Mincemeat pie
No soup for you!
Okay, I don’t really care for soup anyway.
PIE! Pumpkin pie! Cherry pie! More pumpkin pie!
Queso Fundido?
Relish tray: carrot sticks, pickles, olives, etc., etc., etc.
Sweet potatoes, or yams, or whatever you call that orange yummy goodness.
Turkey really should be a group effort - it’s that important. And THANKS for my friends here. 
Unusually kitschy Pilgrim and Cornucopia decorations
(and THANKS to you, too, Kat!)
Very cute turkey placements made by tracing around your hand. I’m 54, what of it?