GAME: Fake James Bond Title Game

Again With the Plot to Blow Up Fort Knox?

Knoxtopussy, The Goldfingered Goldeneyed Skyfaller, AKA Grumpy Cat

Cat on a Hot Robotic Laser

Laser Me Faster, Kill, Kill

Killing Me Softly with His Garrote

Garrotte for Show, Walther PPK for a Pro

Pro Bono Publico

Public or Private, A Quick Death is Assured

ASSured Mutual An 'Nihilation: codename, ASSMAN*

*Does NOT stand for ‘Assistant Manager’

ASSMAN Rides the Moonraker: License to Scratch

Scratch My Itch, Mr. Bond

Bond Remembers to Forget

Forget It, James: It’s SPECTREtown

SPECTREtown Lives! Bond Dies!

Dies the Foe, Wins the Hero

Heroes Are Shaken, Not Stirred

Stirred the Hornets’ Nest

Nesting in Tiffany’s Case

Case closed and locked

Locked Into a Cold War Forever