I suspect who killed Joffrey will be one of those things that will never be totally solved, like who killed Jon Arryn or was Robert Baratheon’s death intentional.
So, we had the “Red Wedding” last year.
And this episode definitely qualifies as the “Purple Wedding”, along with Joffrey’s precious-looking, dark lavender face.
I liked the continuity tie in of last week’s Hound declaration that only cunts named their swords and then Joffrey immediately setting out to name his sword.
As for whodunit? I would love for it to be something delightfully accidental and without intrigue like dove poop in the pie or a freak allergic reaction. Something that’s just a gentle reminder that sometimes shit happens.
Ned Stark was many things, but he was not a Lannister.
FSR ISTR = For Some Reason I Seem To Recall
Cut me some slack here, I’m on an iPad.
But ISTM it was LESS time than was necessary. What is her grand daughter’s position now? Unless she’s got something else up her sleeve, this wedding was meaningless.
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Great picture of Jack Gleeson out of character: There’s no cure for being a cunt.
Finally, I watched this episode. As much as I was unconvinced by the previous one, this one was great, possibly the best I’ve seen so far. At least the marriage part was. We definitely need more marriages in this serie.
Also, a last standing ovation to Jack Gleeson, he certainly deserves it.
Yes but this episode has proven that there is a cure. Poison is the perfect cure for cuntiness…er…cuntacity?cuntaciosness?
Seriously, that little “look at me with my bad ass sword” prance he did every time he unsheated his sword was so freaking perfect. He really knocked that character out of the park, and this last episode was his best.
It’s funny, in a sense he was too ham and cheesy, but damn he made it work.
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He’d named his previous one, too. Heart Eater, Widows’ wail. Had a Warhammer 40k sensibility of what is cool, that one.
Well, it does help that he naturally has a *very *slappable face and smile. But yeah, he was darn good. Kind of a shame that he’s retiring from acting altogether, really.
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What, the death rate not quick enough for you ? 
…what if—What if he’s not actually dead?
Shoot, we’ve seen plenty of weird shit happen on this show.
My guess is that Sansa is responsible because SHE had to get the cup from under the table, plenty of time to drop some poison.
I have to admit though, I never NEVER saw Joffery’s death coming. I figured he was so hated that his death would be the show’s finale.
Plenty, including… zombies!
But really, that wouldn’t be in the GoT style any more than Ned surviving or Robb surviving would be.
Joffrey was super-hatable but he was also totally incompetent, and he pissed off everyone on his own side.
If GoT were going to have a hated baddie who survived all the way until the end it would be someone like Tywin or Roose Bolton (speaking purely speculatively here).
I had a feeling something was going to happen during that ceremony.
Any other Sigur Ros fans notice the band’s cameo appearance ? They were the three Troubadours Joffrey threw coins at.
Great episode.
The poison would have had to be liquid, and I don’t think Sansa would have needed much encouragement to vacate the area, if she were the one to have administered it.
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Yeah. It was announced ages ago that they’d have a cameo this season.
I thought Tyrion giving gold to the dwarf performers was because he felt some sort of empathy for them. He knows that had he not been born into one of the most powerful Houses in Westeros, he would have been doomed to a similar existence - humiliating himself in front of crowds just so he can make a living.
As for Joff’s goblet, he was drinking from the golden one that his father in law had given to him as a wedding present. It was very different from the other cups on the table. I think whoever poisoned Joffery was pretty confident that no one else would drink from that particular goblet - the king’s goblet.