There’s enough fucking on Game of Thrones, I’d say. There just aren’t enough on-screen fucking big battles.
Fucking don’t cost much. Fucking big battles do.
I’ve been enjoying the series Game of Thrones, but if you took away the tits & ass my concentration would inevitably drift to my smartphone, where (as it happens) the T&A never end. Just being brutally honest, and no offense to our current Initial-Initial-Initial-Last Name fantasy author.
Whores are cheaper than stuntmen. There is supposed to be a huge big budget battle later this season.
HBO series tend to have a lot of nudity/sex in the beginning, and slowly taper it off as the series continues. See The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, etc.; there was a ton of nudity/sex in the first season, and as the show continued, gradually tapered off to the point where it wasn’t in every episode, and eventually relatively rare (or mostly in the background e.g. the Bada Bing). It’s something titillating to put in the commercials and get people to start watching, and hopefully they’ll get into the story and keep watching.
From what I recall there wasn’t any nudity in the latest episode of Game of Thrones (“The Ghost of Harrenhal”).
HBO series and marriages! Am I right, fellas? Jeez, I tell ya…
Hey, if you don’t like the sex and nudity, why not watch the 80 gazillion medieval fantasy movies and TV shows that featured NONE of EITHER which have been created over the years, and keep yer frickin’ hands off Game of Thrones!
Perhaps they could compromise and have some big fucking orgies,
I don’t think it is a matter of being prudish, but when you have BOOBIES in a show just to have them, it is embarrasingly sophmoric. If HBO isn’t careful, Game of Thrones could end up being pretty much soft core porn akin to the stuff Cinemax showed in the 90s. I keep expecting Adam West to show up in an episode.
Yup. Most of the battles in the books were not described in great detail while they were occurring–we just read about the preparation & the aftermath. GRRM saved his writing effort for the most dramatically important one…
I think they are playing it just right. The various intrigues are more interesting than a bunch of people thrashing around at each other with swords in a big staged battle. And if the characters can intrigue while naked, all the better, I say.
Moreover, as far as fight scenes go, small skirmishes and one-on-one fights are more interesting than big battles, too.
Take out the boobies and sex, and it’s just a bunch of guys with beards prattling on about an iron throne (which by the way looks really uncomfortable). BOH-ring!
But the boobies and sex makes it the greatest drama ever told!
The last weeks episode did not have any sex? I did not notice.
On the other hand
What happened to the partner in Joffery’s very own Lesbian spank inferno?
It was only briefly alluded to in a conversation between Tyrion and Bronn. They didn’t really specify how bad things were.
I understand the fucking budgetary realities. But this is a fucking continent-spanning fucking civil war, and I would fucking well like to see some LOTR-scale big fucking battles now and then.
Please note: All uses of the word “fucking” are meant in a lighthearted and non-snarly way.
There’s plenty of killing and gore. I don’t think I’m missing anything as far as battles go.
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Sex and nudity!
Here, some sex and nudity from GoT. Admittedly from last season but I think it encapsulates the boobies AND the violence all in one picture.
Eh, not enough dragons. Also, and this may just be me, could the girl be tonsils-deep into a freshly excised horse heart?