Isn’t that music the worst? I recognized all those kids. After I posted, I wasn’t too sure about the emergency brake, but I knew someone would correct me if I put my foot in it. There was another thread a couple of weeks ago where they touched on this.
Seems like we have the makings of a Wayans bros. “comedy” if we stitched all these together.
What was wrong with the music, I actually didn’t realize how tense I was until it ended and I knew what was going to happen.
Also, what aren’t you sure about with the e-brake. That’s exactly how you would stop a car, the only thing to keep in mind is that since it only uses the rear brakes it’ll take a considerably longer time than you’d expect to stop the car. Like, probably triple what you’d think it would take.
I’ve heard too many people over the years say it’s strictly a “parking” brake, and since I’ve never stopped a car that way, I wasn’t quite sure. Was pretty sure it would eventually roll to a stop like the CHiPs episode.
Nothing really wrong with the music, just so similar to all the other '70s shows (Adam 12, Emergency, Mannix, etc). Peppy brass gets me laughing. 
Drunk Barfly: Hey there, baby. How ‘bout givin’ me and my friends a little action?
Thelma: No!
Drunk Barfly: Listen, honey. I want some action, and I always get what I want.
Louise: The lady said no. What part of “No!” did you not understand?
Drunk Barfly: She did?? Oh, I’m sorry, that changes everything. Please, excuse me. I’ll be going home now to sleep it off, you two ladies have a fine evening now, ya hear?
Thelma: Yeah, you do that.
Louise: I’m sick of this place already. Let’s go get some take-out at McDonalds.
Thelma: Sounds good to me, let’s go.
Sherlock Holmes & the Giant Rat of Sumatra:
Sherlock can’t figure out what any of the clues mean. Gives up and goes home.
The detective calls his source, who says he knows who is behind the conspiracy, but can’t say over the phone. The detective says, “Why not?” The source decides it probably makes a lot more sense to go ahead and tell the detective right then and there instead of waiting.
Actually the source does insist on meeting. Whilst there the assassin sent to silence the source thinks “what if I just aim a little further to the left?” and shoots the detective instead.
A young girl is kidnapped. Her father get the call from the kidnappers who ask for 100 million dollars to return her. The father says “I have a very specific set of skills and if you don’t return her, i will find you and I will kill you.”
The kidnappers say, “Oh, frightfully sorry. We’ll put her on the next bus home.”
“I’m Sarah J Connor”
Bang
It’s Robbie Rist (Cousin Oliver/Dr. Zee/Little John), and Gabriel Melgar, the new kid on Chico and the Man!
Janet: It’s dark and raining out. What do we do?
Brad: Wait in the car till someone comes along and rescues us.
Girl who works at the club stumbles out of rock star’s dressing room with her shirt torn. Girl’s boyfriend, who is due to go onstage with the opening band, sees her.
BF: “What the hell?!”
Girl: “Aw man, they sent me in to take RockStar his drinks and I accidentally ripped my shirt.”
BF: “You okay?” Girl: “Yeah.”
Quick kiss “See you after your set.”
CEO of InGen “We had this notion of cloning dinosaurs from blood in the stomachs of mosquitoes preserved in amber. Silly idea if you think about it”
The FBI agent nervously goes to the diabolical genius serial killer being held in a maximum security psychiatric institution, and asks for insights into a new serial killer on the loose.
The diabolical fiend sneers, “Do you think you can come in here with your Sears suit and your cheap Aqua Velva and ask for help from me?”
The agent smirks, “A Sears suit looks a hell of a lot better than that cheap jumpsuit you’re wearing, Dude. And Aqua Velva smells a lot better than you do. Do they let you bathe in here? I guess not. Oh well, since you obviously have much better things to do with your free time than talk to me, I’ll go now. I’ll tell the warden you hate company and want to spend the rest of your life in solitary. Bye, now.”
The FBI agent nervously goes to the diabolical genius serial killer being held in a maximum security psychiatric institution, and asks for insights into a new serial killer on the loose.
The diabolical fiend sneers, “Jim Jones did it. Here’s his address and all the evidence you need.”
Superhero: Give it up, Evillo! Your lot have been trying to kill me for yours!
Evillo: (fires pistol, instantly killing Superhero) They shoulda used a gun!
Five teens are lost in an unfamiliar place.
“Let’s split up,” one of them says. “We’ll cover more ground that way.”
They fan out and quickly find a road which leads to a small but friendly town.
A small, harmless lizard has been hit by fallout from a nearby nuclear test.
He’s burned to a crisp and dies. Poor little critter.
*
A research scientist has an accident in his lab, and is bomarded by gamma rays.
He gets cancer, and dies a few months later.
A high school teenager is bitten by a radioactive spider.
A radioactive Brown Recluse. Finis.
(thanks, astorian)
A group of high schoolers visit a science lab on a field trip. One of the teens gets bitten by a radio-active spider. Dies mere hours later at the hospital.
ETA:** burpos’ ** post wasn’t there when I started thinking of something to type up. I r slow. 