I’m a spy in the house of love
I know the dream that you’re dreamin’ of
I know the word that you long to hear
I know your deepest, secret fear
There’s a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes another chance he takes.
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow.
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name.
This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass
This is me for forever
One without a name
These lines the last endeavor
To find the missing lifeline
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I’d give my everything
Whenever life gets you down, and you’re wearing a frown,
And the gravy train has left you behind,
When you’re all out of hope, at the end of your rope,
And nobody’s there to throw you a line…
If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes.
I never worry 'bout a thing, I got the world on a string,
Because I’ve got the cure for all of my blues:
I take a look at my enormous penis,
And my troubles start melting away!
I take a look at my enormous penis,
And the happy times are coming to stay!
Yeah, I sing and I dance when I glance in my pants,
And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day!
I take a look at my enormous penis,
And everything’s going my way.
Well, I’m a happy boy (happy boy)
Well, I’m a happy boy (happy boy)
Oh, ain’t it good when things are goin’ your way?
Happy happy joy joy,
Happy happy joy joy,
Happy happy joy joy,
Happy happy joy joy,
Happy happy joy joy,
Happy happy joy joy,
Happy happy joy joy joy.
I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart, down in my heart, down in my heart
I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart, down in my heart to stay
How will I laugh tomorrow
When I can’t even smile today?
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm,
After they’ve seen Paree?
The midwest farmers daughters really make you feel alright
You should have seen me win at poker, man.
I had a honey and I bet a grand
Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand
I was talking to an Eskimo.
Said he was hoping for a fall of snow,
When up popped a sea lion, ready to go.
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go
Down to Junior’s Farm where I wanna lay low
Low life, high life, oh let’s go
Take me down to Junior’s Farm
Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero…
Everybody’s building ships and boats
Some are building monuments, others jotting down notes
Everybody’s in despair, every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Everybody’s gonna jump for joy
Wooden ships on the water, very free and easy,
Easy, you know the way it’s supposed to be,
Silver people on the shoreline, let us be,
Talkin’ 'bout very free and easy.
And I got a peaceful easy feeling,
And I know you won’t let me down
'cause I’m already standing on the ground.
No I’ll stand my ground
Won’t be turned around
And I’ll keep this world from dragging me down
Gonna stand my ground
And I won’t back down
Baby you could never look me in the eye
Yeah you buckle with the weight
Of the words
Stop draggin’ my…
Stop draggin’ my…
Stop draggin’ my heart around
I buried both his legs beneath the garbage dregs,
His arms beneath the hanger for his coat.
The tub caught the stain, then hid the skull and brain,
So now he’s got ring-around-the-throat.
The police came by here, but what had I to fear?
I let 'em in to take a look around,
But the longer they stayed, the more my nerves were frayed,
And then I heard that cotton-ticking sound.
Don’t find the heart, the telly taley heart,
'Cause that’s the only weakness to my plan,
And if you find the heart, the telly taley heart,
You’ll prob’ly figure out I killed the man.
But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine,
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number 9.
Tarzan wasn’t a ladies’ man
He’d just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle