X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
You Again (2010)
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
The Avengers VIII: Attack on Geritol (2029)
Basically Out of Ideas - starring and directed by Adam Sandler (2015)
Carrie’s Revenge: Sex and the City XV (2019)
*Dumb and Dumber *(2020 remake), starring Haley Joel Osment and Colin Hanks. Goes straight to Netflix streaming.
E.T. 2: The Search For a Cell Signal (2017) - directed by Señor Spielbergo, Steven’s non-union Mexican equivalent.
*Falling All Over Myself *(2018) - starring Jim Carrey; 'nuff said.
Gary in 3D (part 2 in the SpongeBob SquarePants trilogy) 2018. Guest voices include George Clooney, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Paget Brewster and H. Jon Benjamin.
Harry Potter and the Badly Arthritic Knee (2056)
Indiana Jones and the Lousy Re-boot (2030)
JD, a Private Life Made Public (2018)
Karate Kid VIII: Mr. Miyagi vs. Chuck Norris (2021)
Labyrinth II: It’s A-maze-ing! (2022)
Morando en America (2025) Hollywood’s first all-Spanish language film (with no co-produced English version) for US Spanish-only audiences.
Naked Dating: The Movie (2020)
[The scary part is this one might get made.]
Omnibus: 100 years of the motorized bus, and the death of the electric streetcar (2525)
Pirates of the Orson Bean: A Floating Gameshow (2021)
The Quality of Mercy (2026)
All-CGI version of The Merchant of Venice, on Mars, of course.
Remodeling Her Husband: a lost film rediscovered and remastered in time for its 100th anniversary. (2020)
This is a real film, sadly lost, because it is the only film Lillian Gish ever directed; it starred her sister Dorothy, and had a scenario composed by, and intertitles written by Dorothy Parker. It is very much missed.