As a matter of disclosure, let me say that I liked Resident Evil a lot, and found Mortal Kombat wildly entertaining. Tomb Raider was also fun, though admittedly a bad movie. Conversely, anyone who found the Street Fighter movie as anything other than a colossal flying turd should be immediately executed so as to minimize the chances of something that inexplicably awful from ever again being made. Whoops, too late, someone’s making a House of the Dead movie.
And c’mon, a Metroid movie? Yeah, let’s take a game that derives 90% of its cool factor from the fact that it’s just you, alone, on an alien world, and make a freakin’ movie about it. A movie with exactly one character will be wonderful. Or alternately, they could throw in a goofy sidekick for comedic effect. Honestly, WTF?
Okay, done with my rant…
Final Fantasy seems, on the surface, to be a logical choice for direct translation, until you realize that it would necessarily be a 10 hour movie in order to not suck - which, paradoxically, would make it suck, because nobody wants to watch a 10 hour movie. Alternately, you just cut out the majority of the plot and character development, in which case it would still suck. Really, the Final Fantasy movie was just FFVII edited for cinema. They even used the same ending sequence.
So what would be good? Eternal Darkness, with some editing. Have a few parallel story lines going on, and cut the cast down to 3 or 4, instead of the 10 or so they had.
Halo would make a decent Aliens-type action/sci-fi movie.
Max Payne could make a decent movie, but that game was fun more for its gameplay than its story.
Luigi’s Mansion would make a pretty entertaining cartoon aimed at kids.
Half-Life, done well, could be phenomenal. Of course, since that’s such a likely candidate, that means that it would suck. They’d probably get Michael Bay to direct, and borrow the “writers” responsible for the Super Mario Bros. movie.
Gun Valkyrie would likely make a pretty good movie. The backstory is pretty interesting - a parallel earth that developed space travel in the early 1900’s, with a dash of Starship Troopers mixed in.
Myst, as much as I think the game franchise should burn in Hell, would probably be pretty good. Hell, the game is pretty much just a movie with some arbitrary puzzles thrown at it.
Wanna go old-school? Return To Zork would be cool. Hell, any movie set in the Zork universe would seriously get my hard earned cash. In fact, name an Infocom text adventure, and you could probably make a movie out of it. (Mmmm… Leather Goddesses of Phobos…) Leisure Suit Larry could make for a fun Porky’s-style flick.
And I think I’ll leave it there for now.
Seriously, though, any movie producers here on the SDMB? Zork: The Movie! Seriously, go to it!
Jeff