I was standing next to the nozzle, as always. I’ve seen the video of the woman getting out of her car and the static electricity causing it to go up in flames.
I went out of my way to not discuss the appearance of the drivers of the vehicles nor a vehicle description to avoid the thread entering the “SUVs & BMWs sux” railyard. Thanks.
Odd. I’ve been driving the same SUV for the last ten years (a '93 Geo Tracker). I somehow managed to not notice that I was “VERY important.” Thanks for the heads-up on that. :wally
I’m glad I only drive a full size Chevy pick-up.
I like the folks who pump their gas and go inside to pay and order a couple of subs without moving their vehicles away from the pump.
I, on the other hand, drive a lowly '95 Saturn, and I am far more important than any of you peons.
Some Sack O’ Shit honking at me to hurry up will guarantee one thing-when I’m done filling my tank, I’ll fill the second 20 gallon tank on s l o w. 
After reading this, I know why they don’t allow us to pump our own gas in Jersey – with the fine reputation our state holds, they probably figure enough folks are packing that it’s better off for all involved if they keep us inside our cars while at the pumps :D.
Of course, now I am wondering about the only other state with such a law: Oregon. What’s up with that?
Sounds like twelvericepaddies has been performing deep-breathing exercises over the nozzle while filling up his/her car.
These people definitely were dicks. But don’t you live in St. Louis, Dooku? Seems pretty much par for the course out there to my recollection. 
Just out of curiousity, how can a car horn honk “even louder”? All mine have been one volume only.
Wow, good memory. I grew up there, but I’ve lived in San Francisco since 1990. One incident was in Mountain View and the other was in SF (Twin Peaks).
Didn’t catch that on initial Preview. I meant “longer.”
Ha! I’m the one in the '94 Suzuki Swift. I rule the universe with my car.
Of course, I can also fill up and be gone in about a third of the time that it takes a lot of other people with bigger cars.
Witness protection plan?
Not such a big deal. The link between "evil Jedi’ and “evil city” is my mnemonic device.
That’s nuthin.
I share a 1987 Volvo 240 with a friend, so i rule the universe every other week.
I drive a Kia Rio.
Manual transmission.
Without power windows and locks.
'Nuff said.
E.
And you have to put gas in it? I thought you just wound up the rubber band and wheeeeeee…
People are really slow at a number of tasks. Sometimes, I want to grab people and throw them aside. We all feel like this from time to time. However, the true assholes pout, cry and kick…and then lose track of just what it is they are miserabe about. (maybe that they are just losers), and then we run into these hammerheads bitching and moaning about everything.
Usually, the root of the problem is that the sorry sack of shit who is impatient and late can point to him/her self for the miserable position they find themselves in.
Heh. My friend that lives across the apartment complex got in a wreck at a gas station recently. He drives a Jetta, and was pulling into a pump when this huge effin’ truck just backed right into his fender and crunched in a good part of one of his side panels. Guy went ballistic on my friend (I don’t think it hurt his truck at all) and they exchanged insurance info.
After Friend took it to the insurance companies, he found out that the guy told his insurance company it was Friend’s fault. Why? Because my friend’s car is TOO SMALL. Apparently you aren’t liable if you just blindly plow into a vehicle smaller than yours. And Jetta’s aren’t even that small as little cars go.
I had almost the exact same thing happen to my little Tercel when I still had it, but at least the driver just admitted Hey, he didn’t see me parked there and it was his fault. :dubious:
My boyfriend has gotten in so many almost-wrecks from clusterfucks at the gas station. I blame the car companies that can’t decide what side they want the nozzle on.
My truck broke down on a city street in Philadelphia about a month ago. People yelled and cursed at me. No one stopped. Apparently, I was rude to fall victim to a random disabling of my vehicle.
My wife drives a Jetta. I guess I’ll get her one of those big tall yellow flags so that no one backs over her hood at a gas station.
Oh, now I’m not so shocked. THe dickhead demographic is always alive and well in Mountain View, and SF.
Sam
How about the classic “lighten up”? Couldn’t be more appropriate under the circumstances. Who was it again? Bruce Willis in Die Hard?
My tank holding a max of 65 liters, and that one being on the large side of the spectrum, the idea of TWO 20 gallon tanks is a bit mind boggeling to me. What kind of car is that? A truck?