You have to pick one cat. And it has to be female. What are you, some sort of Mormon?
You’re both sick. It’s DOGS that you’ll be marrying, remember?
What color is the stormy sky in your world?
“Homo Storms”?!
Are these a result of global warming? Because, if so, I gotta tell ya Mr. Gore, thats a hell of alot more than “An Inconvenient Truth” as far as this fashion, food, and culture challenged straight male is concerned!
That’s the title of my new disaster flick. Coming in May, 2011. Homo Storms (Working title: “That’s Not Rain”).
It is the NOM jabbar.
Does anyone recognize the older lady in that? She reminds me of Marion Ross but I don’t think it’s her.
In any case, I love the fact that the parodies have better production values and acting than the original. I don’t know how much the Mormons paid for the first ad but I think it can safely be said they’d have been better off buying lottery tickets or just filming an anti-gay PSA using Marie Osmond’s doll collection.
I think it’s Lynne Marie Stewart.
Orlando, of course, is about as far inland as you can get in Florida, and it would take one hell of a hurricane to do significant damage to Disney World. But such details haven’t troubled Robertson before.
Funny thing, too. Disney organizes and hosts “Night of Joy” - actually two nights when one of the theme parks closes early for a ticket-holders-only event featuring concerts by Contemporary Christian bands. That’s officially corporate sponsored stuff. Disney’s only connection to Gay Days is allowing paying customers to buy tickets and enter their theme parks without requiring a Certificate of Heterosexuality. Somehow in the minds of some fundamentalists, this translates to Disney Hates Christians And Loves Teh Gays :dubious:
Robertson is terribly annoying. But forty or fifty miles inland is not far when you are talking about a hurricane. My husband and I were driving on the interstate near Orlando when the leading edge of a Level 1 hurricane came through. It was raining so hard and the wind was so high that we couldn’t see anything – not even the side of the road. It was really frightening. The storms travel for hundreds of miles inland – though not a hurricane force.
So, with this Homo-Storm a-comin’ will I be assigned a Homo of my choice or will it be a Grab Bag assortment?
I really need one that can decorate.
The ad at the bottom of the page says “Stop Gay Marriage
Marriage and Liberty Are at Risk. Learn How to Protect Yourself Now!
www.NationForMarriage.org”.
I wonder how that got on the Straight Dope.
Well, this *is *the *Straight *Dope. For no especially good reason, the ad at the bottom of the page that I’m seeing is: “UNDO CIRCUMCISION DAMAGE” which leads me to wonder if NOM is for or against circumcision.
Based on their acronym, I would assume that they favor circumcision, but only if done with the teeth.
Yeah, I’m really hoping that the gay I’m forced to gay marry can help me to be a snappier dresser and help me develop my appreciation of the opera.
I am going to miss my wife, though.
Damn! That’s going to conflict with the release of my disaster flick: Gays on a Plane
“I am sick of these one another fucking monongamus homosexuals on this Monday to Friday plane!”
Nah, that’s no problem. Similar movies always come out together… It’s like Deep Impact and Armageddon, or Antz and A Bug’s Life.
What is the “I’m a doctor and I have to choose between my faith and my profession” even supposed to imply?
Does she hate gays, and only treat married couples to avoid them, and now that gays can be married too she’s in a tough situation?
Is she worried about being forced to give abortions to their butt babies?
That’s a more specific scare card than “they want to change your life!” so I’m wondering what we’re even supposed to read into that.
Wait . . . Those were separate movies?
“Faith” is her partner’s name.